⚠️Before starting, please activate "turbo mode" by holding shift when you press the green flag. This helps the game run much better, and I am unsure if it functions outside of turbo mode. Also press the flag twice to be sure it all works. Keep in mind this is all still a very early build, so there may be bugs.⚠️ Welcome to Project: H.A.T.S. (Heavily Automated Top Simulator). Project H.A.T.S. is designed to be an unlimited (almost) infinite dapper-dome-disguiser-dropper. do you like things that go on your head? Do you dislike the sun? Do you want to look cool? Well this wont help you at all! But what it will do is give you a cranium-cover out of 81 options! Complete tasks given to you by the townspeople to receive special awards, go head-to-hat with the infamous hat gang, and uncover hats once thought to have been lost to time. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Controls: Space to open the map Keys 1-0 to open hat selection menu (only available in home) Q to close hat and achievement menu Key 1 to open the crate store Right arrow to move through dialogue S to go to sleep (only during nighttime, and while at home, duh) A to open achievement menu (only at home) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Tiers: Basic Common Uncommon Rare Epic Collectable Legendary Mythical Godly ----------------------------------------------------------------- Updates: EA 1.0-Game published-added too many tags-Fixed the money counter again-Added Mr. Lee to the park after contest is over-Duplicate hats now reimburse the player /1.5, this does not apply to duplicate DEV hats and currently they just reroll. no testing has been done to see if this feature works and i have no clue what happens when you unlock every DEV hat and get a new crate-Attempted to optimize dish minigame Dev 2.2-Contest has finally been finished-Award hat added-Final touches have been made/are in progress-Made it so the player can continue playing after the contest ends Dev 2.1-Created dishwashing minigame-changes made to time-Added gravity to dishes-optimized bubbles-added multiple dish types-Added more dishes-Dishes no longer evaporate when touching stray bubbles-Added an economy-Priced every crate- QOL changes to crate purchasing-Added a money counter-added new achievement-Fixed disappearing plate bug-Made burger store a cutscene-Sped up time-fixed time-fixed some bugs-Added (1) new hat-Fixed something probably-Added another dev hat instead of finishing the ending Dev 2.0-Made thumbnail-Added extra to opening cutscene-Polished many textures and stuff-Reworked clock/timer system-added audio to opening screen-Added achievement menu-added 4 achievements-deleted contrasting pavement Dev 1.9-Robert-Added Greens house map location-Implemented Gregory Green NPC-Added quest hat-Added way to get DEV crates-Buncha changes with audio-im tired :(-Bugs patched-Added day night cycle-Added turbo mode-Fixed something, broke something, ignored the problem, somehow fixed the problem-Added new NPCs for contest-Scrapped QOL stuff (only DEV side stuff)-Made contest Dev 1.8-Tiers now have color coded menus-Updated crate probability-Finally put a hat on the flag-Fixed hat traveling-Spruced up many map locations-Remade the map-Added a popup when a new hat is unlocked-Tiers now have audio queues when unlocked-Park location added-Mr. Reiley NPC added-Days left counter added Dev 1.7-Over 60 new hats added + descriptions and reactions-All new reactions have been voiced-Gave all existing NPCs hats Dev 1.6-Voice acting done for Hank-First (and most valuable) DEV hat added Dev 1.5-Added many new hats-Added hat descriptions for every hat.-Hank now reacts to every hat differently-Hats can now be unlocked from crate openings-Crates can now be opened-Hat drops now have rarity balancing Dev 1.4-Added hat store-Added Nigel NPC-Designed crates-Crate menu added-QOL changes made-Added nametags for crates Dev 1.3-Hat selection now works!!! OMG this was so hard to code-Hats can now be unlocked-Hat worn is visible in map-Gave Hank a hat-Hank now reacts to hats-Hat stats visible Dev 1.2-Map created-Opening cutscene created-Two locations added-Hank the custodian NPC added-Hat added-Hat menu added-Created line of code that crashes the website Dev 1.1-Game concept changed drastically-Two hats added Dev 1.0-Game concept created
This project has taken me an insane amount of time to finish, and I have spared no expense. Everything I imagined for this game I made a reality, and god was it a challenge. Several crashes, accidental deletes, and hats later, Its finally finished. I cannot express enough how much this took to make. Everything you see before you was tediously done using methods I have never used before. This is by far the most ambitious project I have ever made, and I thank you so much for checking it out. Reviews: "This is the best game I've ever played!" -Un-biased account "I've never had more fun putting hats on my virtual head before." -Un-biased account "This is the best game of 2026!" -Un-biased account "Forget VR, this is the future of gaming!" -Un-biased account "I don't know." -Un-biased account "This is by far the most fun I've ever had!" -Un-biased account "I love all the creative hat names!" -Un-biased account "Wow!" -Un-biased account "This is what you've been working on? Son, you're a disappointment." -Un-biased account Credits: Hat design team: Bretplayz Character design team: Bretplayz Playtesting team: Bretplayz Coding team: Bretplayz Hat hunters: Bretplayz Honorable mentions: Bretplayz Distributors: Bretplayz Concept creators: Bretplayz Smart people: Graphic design team: Bretplayz Director: Bretplayz Publisher: Bretplayz Cheese people: Bretplayz Robots: Bretplayz Hostages: Bretplayz Employee of the month: Bretplayz Missing peoples: Bretplayz Debtors: Bretplayz Procrastinators: Bretplayz Researchers: Bretplayz Youtubers in disguise: Bretplayz Multimillionaires: Bretplayz Hiding stuff in game files team: Bretplayz Acronym team: Bretplayz Script and plot writing team: One monkey typing randomly on a typewriter for all of eternity Background design team: Bretplayz Holotype examples: Bretplayz Golden hat designers: Bretplayz Dev hat designers: Bretplayz Thumbnail artists: Bretplayz Editors: Bretplayz Critics: Bretplayz Un-biased peoples: Bretplayz Writers: Bretplayz Tier-makers: Bretplayz Catagorizers: Bretplayz Honorable mentions: Bretplayz Wanted by the FBI: Bretplayz Banned in 14 states: Bretplayz Disappointments: Bretplayz Sharers: Bretplayz Copyright infringers: Bretplayz Game designers: Bretplayz To blame: Bretplayz Scapegoat: Bretplayz The guy who stole a penguin from a zoo: Bretplayz Wanted for stealing a penguin from a zoo: Bretplayz Land owners: Bretplayz Penguin owners: Bretplayz Kite flyers: Bretplayz Insane asylum escapees: Bretplayz ARG writers: Bretplayz Color designers: Bretplayz people who pretend to do work while they play minecraft: Bretplayz People fired for playing minecraft during work hours: Bretplayz People fired for bringing a penguin to work: Bretplayz CEO: Bretplayz Senator: Bretplayz Founder of America: Bretplayz First man to set foot on the moon: Bretplayz Owner of the first penguin to land on the moon: Bretplayz Slingshot constructors: Bretplayz Honorable mentions: Bretplayz Contributors: Bretplayz Organ donors: Bretplayz Demonic entities: Bretplayz Arsonists: Bretplayz Constitution signers: Bretplayz Cereal eaters: Bretplayz Batman: Bretplayz Yo-yo masters: Bretplayz Inbox checkers: Bretplayz Multiple personality disorder havers: Bretplayz EvilBretplayz Evil clones: Bretplayz Lizard people: Bretplayz Bald: Bretplayz Pilots: Bretplayz Plane hijackers: Bretplayz Credits writers: Bretplayz Gateway to the underworld openers: Bretplayz Metal of honor recievers: Bretplayz Courtmartialed: Bretplayz War criminals: Bretplayz Honorable mentions: Bretplayz Banner bearers: Bretplayz Bunker dwellers: Bretplayz Professionals: Bretplayz Cryptids: Bretplayz Queens guards: Bretplayz Signature forgers: Bretplayz Living in an amazon warehouse: Bretplayz Stole seven thousand pounds of ice: Bretplayz Froze Lake Onterio: Bretplayz Lost a penguin in Lake Onterio: Bretplayz Found a penguin in Lake Onterio: Bretplayz Penguin reanimators: Bretplayz Honorable mentions: Bretplayz Monks: Bretplayz Voice actors: Bretplayz Audio creators: Rowlet crushers: Bretplayz Time travelers: Bretplayz Accidental code deleters: Bretplayz Code mess-uppers: Bretplayz Hackers: Bretplayz Soothsayers: Bretplayz Conspirators: Bretplayz Aliases: Bretplayz Schitzophrenics: Bretplayz Illusions: Bretplayz Holograms: Bretplayz AI programs: Bretplayz Cardboard cutouts: Bretplayz People who messed up the space time continuum: Bretplayz Mad scientists: Bretplayz Honorable mentions: Bretplayz Storyline writer: Bretplayz Actors: Bretplayz Character design team: Bretplayz Bretplayz: Bretplayz People whose only job is to make innacuracies specifically to anger people who act like they know better on the internet: Bretplayz Typo addets: Vretplays German dub voice actors: Bretplayz Arachnophobes: Bretplayz (Brackets team): (Bretplayz) People who made code that crashed everything: Bretplayz Whitnesses: Bretplayz Update recorders: Bretplayz
