The two artists who drew this are INDEPENDENTS. (YEAH I FORGOT THE I IN PRESIDENTIAL.) THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BIASED (people say they're both liars, so.... what am I supposed to say?) (we drew them as foxes because politicians aren't trustable these days. :| They look better as anthros anyways.) Extra info on this (don't take it seriously, go to Google for real stuff) : So there are two groups (parties) in the US, Democrats and Republicans. (left-wing, right-wing, respectively) So, we expected another boring presidential election year, but this year, its quite unusual. We have a woman as the nominee of a major party (there's something about her email go Wikipedia or Google it and there's also something about "Benghazi" tell me what its about please. Also there are even MORE emails. and FBI and Russia. Please explain, someone. We cannot understand.) We also have this billionaire comedian (that doesn't understand why we can't use nukes. I know, it's funny, we have some terrible candidates) who won't stop insulting others. It's like a joke this year. He also likes to point at the roof. What an excuse for an election. We have two liars, and one acts like a comedian. WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO CHOOSE?! Also, we are all for the banning of nukes.
If you didn't read the top part, we have a email something woman and a comedian billionaire running for president. Hillary-ous. Get the pun? (sorry I suck at puns) The one on the left is Hillary Clinton (something about her emails...) And the one on the right is Donald Trump (something about his taxes, a wall, and the EPA [and trump steaks] ) This whole thing was written by @Birdmusic with help from @Birdart. @Birdart drew this picture with help from @Birdmusic. Their views on the issues: Walls: Trump wants a wall, we dunno about Clinton (come on media, you can do better than ignoring 3/4 of the candidates!) Nukes: Trumps wants to know why we can't use them, the media does a terrible job of covering Clinton, so we dunno either. THE ENVIRONMENT (this matters a LOT to us cuz we are birdwatchers): Trump wants leave a little bit of nature here and there (what's that supposed to mean?), Clinton supports green energy or something. Trump also wants to get rid of the Environmental Protection Agency. Health or something (we don't actually care too much): Trump wants to get rid of ObamaCare (and create TRUMPCARE just kidding ok), Cinton wants to keep ObamaCare (maybe she'll rename it ClintonCare?) INTERNET FREEDOM AND RIGHTS (THIS IS SO IMPORTANT): Trump and the free speech laws are not friends. He also doesn't know what net neutrality is but still hates it (what the heck? That's why we think he's a joke. Hating on things you don't know about.) Clinton supports the TPP which is bad for internet rights. (they both suck in this area) Animal Welfare (this is also kinda important): Clinton supports better animal welfare laws, we don't know about Trump.
