Stormwatcher is a person I invented. I am the blue-grey one.
Stormwatcher: *knock knock* LEMME KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR 'CAUSE I WANT TO AND I AM TOTALLY NOT EATING POPTARTS AND I TOTALLY DIDNT JUST KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AND I AM TOTALLY NOT EATING YOUR MILKBOX AND I AM TOTALLY NOT DOING ALL OF THESE THINGS AND LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Greylightning (Me): Ugh. Go away, blurb-face! Stormwatcher: NO NO NEEEVER! 'CAUSE THE STORM OF LIFE AND LIGHTNING NEVER, OH, NEVER WILL GO AWAY!!!! IT IS THE LIFE OF ME! AND THE LIFE OF YOU! OH THE STORM WILL NEVVVVERRRR GO AWAY!!!!!! Greylightning: Is that another song you composed? Stormwatcher: YES! I COMPOSED IT FOR WHEN YOU TELL ME TO GO AWAY! *goes to window and opens it, pulls Greylightning out onto the ground* I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS WILLLLLLL!!!!!! *snaps selfie* Greylightning: Good grief. Stormwatcher: YES, OH YESSSSSS!!!!! GOOD GREIFFFFFF!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EAT THIS RANDOM PICTURE NOW!!!!! Greylightning: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZEUS!!!!!! STORMWATCHER, GET THAT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!!!! NO!!!! DON'T EAT-ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!
