ALT TEXT (ordered from first to last chronologically): BREAKING NEWS: The GPGM (Global Popular Girls Meeting) has finished. Some discussions that supposedly occurred included a brainstorming session in response to uncool girls entering "cool-only" spaces, such as the mall and the 2nd floor bathroom, as well as the relative uncoolness of the amount of homework being assigned, a primer on what to do when you leave class and your "makeup is like, totally smudged", and that girl sitting behind you in Math. This is the Noobling News Network. ____________________________________________ caps, politics//// BREAKING NEWS: A local furry convention saw the appearance of President Donald Trump hawking his custom fursuit tail, selling for 500 USD, entitled the "Make America Great Again, Nya." tail. "Well, there are certainly a lot of you in this crowd. Hey, hello there, protogens. Protogens. I've always had a good relationship with the protogens. Some of the most electric from the standpoint of electricity." He was ill-received by the attendees. This is the Noobling News Network. ______________________________________________ caps/// BREAKING NEWS: Breakcore artists forced to stop music production over uproar from other artists, saying "We have no more music for you to sample. You have taken it all." A representative of the genre, Femtanyl, replied "That sounds like a you problem. We cannot sample our own songs, as it may rip a hole in the Amen Break- 808 Drum fabric of Breakcore and destroy the music industry, and potentially sound, as we know it." This is the Noobling News Network. This concludes our broadcast day.
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