I say some funny stuff a lot, because I like being silly :3 “Why I am like this” “Roses are red, violets are pretty. Holy moly, this lore escalated quickly.” “Guys I made Preston. It wasn’t FD, it was me.” “Am I laughing because I’m uncomfortable orrr” “JONNY WHEN I CATCH YOU” “RUMBLE PACK!!! MAKE BOSS MERCH AND MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS!!!!” “Your ego is so big, I could fit it in my closet!” “I mean you are an anomaly.. JUST LOOK AT YOUR FACE!!! AND YOUR VOCAL CORDS!!!” “I HOPE YOU GET PELTED WITH TOMATOES!!!” “If you name yourself Dave, please at least add 2 letters at the end. It sounds way better.” “NO!!! YOU DON’T NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!! YOUR BREAKING MY HEART!!!” “Riggy is very sigma. But you know who else is sigma? THE BOSS SHORTS WA-“ “Tails the hedgehog” *Screams of agony as I rewatch The Boss’s lore* “WJAT A JOKE YOU ARE FRANCIS DAVE. WHAT. A. JOKE.” “Me when the rune deltas” “Hey guys! It’s me, the roaring knight from the hit indie game Deltarune!” Most of these came from my crashouts… I sense a pattern.
