Here are the airings in no particular order. caps, politics, discrimination?// BREAKING NEWS: Local patriotic teen has inspired many others by refusing to speak any language other than American. "Well, you know, I don't pay attention in Spanish class. This is America. Everyone should speak American." said Lucas McGuire, area 16 year old. In his wake, many conservatives stated "Mr. McGuire makes a great point- in America, we should only speak American. None of that "tres tacos, por favor" stuff. American." This is the Noobling News Network. ______________________________________________ caps//BREAKING NEWS: Multiple Scratch users in therapy after seeing a disturbing image depicting Zelda from a CD-i game annoyed at Link, who various users said "he...looked at her. He was biting his lip... his teeth....they haunt me...his expression....ugghhhh..." The manager at the time only stated "Well, you know, I thought it was funny." The Noobling News Network, in support for those hurt, has started a petition to revoke the manager's thumbnail privileges. This is the Noobling News Network. ______________________________________________ religion, caps/// BREAKING NEWS: Religion and sports have mixed after various Christian leaders report seeing Jesus Christ dribbling down the field while Lebron James and Derrick Rose double teamed him in a dream. "We all must play the holy sport of basketball, for Jesus Christ has deemed it Holy, and we must follow in the Holy Son's footsteps to be truly free from sin." At press time, the leading team is "Ballers against Baphomet." This is the Noobling News Network, ending our broadcast day.
Unfortunately I cannot find slides 2 and 4. dude id play for ballers against baphomet lwk