Cal: Hey! Uh, please read this full thing, it's got some cool information. Awway, here's a little more about us: We're all in 7th grade- | Marcus: Now that's not true! Steven's still in 6th! | Steven: (buries his face in his hands, muffled) This is so chaotic... | Marcus: Anyway, I'm from Spain, but I've lived here for a longer portion of my life, so I consider myself American. Yes, I speak Spanish. | Steven: (takes face off of hands, rolls his eyes) Obviously. What'd you think he spoke, Russian? | Cal: *ignores them completely* Fun facts about each of us: I can read sheet music faster than literally everyone else I've ever met! | Marcus: I've got ADHD. | Steven: I can go without sleep for as long as I want, since half my brain is wired to keep me alive no matter what. | Cal: *also choosing to ignore that* Both Steven and I are Americans. | Steven: Here are some of our interests, as if you'd want to know. | Marcus: Steven, dude, be positive, some of these people might be friends! | Steven: I don't care. They seem untrustworthy. | Cal: (sighs, mutters "this is insanity" under his breath) Anyway, interests: I love skateboarding. Sure, I'm not great at it yet, but still. | Steven: (snorts, sarcastic) Yeah, I know from experience. | Cal: *continuing to ignore Steven* Marcus, your turn. | Marcus: I like to cook, read, and, another fun fact, I'm a fashion designer/tailor! It's more of a work-at-home job, though. I really enjoy fashion designing. It's a bit of a passion for me. | Steven: I guess it's my turn. I like to hack into stuff without actually hacking things. | Marcus: that's all for now. We'll likely update this if there's anything else. | Cal: Oh, wait! Our full names! I'm Callidian Cheng, but you can call me Cal. I never go by Callidian. | Marcus: Marcus Lankee. | Steven: Steven David.
Cal: Right, the creds! Google for the picture, and... Hey, Marcus, Steven, look! @User3276 left a note for us and for the people listening! | Marcus: (peeks head in) Ooh! What's it say? | Steven: Doesn't she go by Amarinthia or Phoenix? | Cal: Right. I forgot she doesn't go by her username. Anyway, here's what it reads: "This bundle of chaos, trauma, and unlikely alliances does intertwine with Greek Mythology, mostly EPIC: The Musical, Percy Jackson, and Stories From Styx. Expect Greek gods to be mentioned, and that's about it." | Steven: "This bundle of chaos"? Sounds about right.
