Lyrics: Who is this? (gasp) Could it be? Look, it's Santa! Hey, where are my gifts? Your gifts? No, they're all for me! And what is that behind his back? (hmm) Do my eyes deceive me or is that a giant... sack? The children's smiling faces, I love this time of year. Without any traces, all your problems disappear. The season's filled with magic, there's glitter everywhere. Hey, what's in the big sack? Don't ask about it! Hey, what's in there? It's probably something square, There's something in his giant sack: it's festive everywhere. Could be iron (Emeralds!), diamonds (Emeralds!), or a resource pack (quack). There's people always asking me... what's in my big sack?! So where are the gifts for me? And me! No me! Oh, I put them all right there; nestled underneath the tree. (Yay!) Look at his magic sack. (ooh) It's gotten so much bigger; must take so long to unpack. It's magic all around you, here's some Christmas hats. It's Christmas time for all and you're so easy to distract. What? The season is so joyous, brings a sparkle to your eye. Hey, where are all the children? Don't ask about it! Hey what's in there? It's probably something square. (WAIT) There's something in his giant sack, it's festive everywhere. (HEY) It could be chocolate (children), cookies (children), tasty Christmas snacks (no, my children!). There's people always asking me, (HEY) what's in my big sack!? Hey what's in there? It's probably something square. (NO) There's something moving in his sack; hey what could be in there? (IT'S THE KIDS) Could be puppies (Children), kittens (NO). (HE'S A MANIAC) There's people always asking me, What's in my big sack?! Hey what's in there? It's probably something square, There's something in his giant sack, it's festive everywhere. Could be tinsel, baubles (BRING MY CHILDREN BACK) There's people always asking me? What's in my big sack? (Pants) The children. He took all the children! Oh. Well, at least I still have my magical candy cane. Aw. Hey what's in there? It's probably-what it's catchy. I know-oh-oh it's on Spotif-ih-ih-y.
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