┍━━━━✁━━━━━┑ .. @nqekkeo- has posted .. ┕━━━━✃━━━━━┙ hello, your one and only aava here. today i will be sharing some .. comebacks .. js for fun and to help improve the atmosphere in times like when you have been insulted but have no idea what to say and the three hours later when it's to late, you think of a comeback. umm... anyways, let's start... lettuce bacon... note: i will be saying what the other person says first, then what the comeback is. ------------------------------------------ #①:: [insult // something offensive] reply:: hon, why don't you keep your mouth shut? all i hear is trash coming out. ------------------------------------------ #②:: ew, what's that smell? does anyone else smell a dirty skunk stench? reply:: sorry to keep your hopes up, but your js smelling your breath. maybe get a mint or two... or 12. ------------------------------------------ you:: [whispering someth to your friend] #③:: are you talking abt me? reply:: why would i waste my precious time blabbering abt something that isn't even worth a cent? ------------------------------------------ #④:: um, in what universe do you think that is fashionable? reply:: in a universe we're in, when your opinions don't matter to anyone. ------------------------------------------ #⑤:: [tells someone abt how they will be going out later] you:: [walks in] ooh, how fun!! who's the unlucky person? #⑤:: "unlucky"? ha ha, well at least i have friends to go out with. i don't see yours, so you may as well give up. reply:: you're right, and that's a rare thing to be coming out of my mouth. i don't have that many friends, other than everyone there! [point to friends] ( note:: this one is a bit bad.. ) ------------------------------------------ #⑥:: [embarrasses you] hey, that's the girl that doesn't have a [enter something you don't have] reply:: well at least people love me and i HAVE a point in life. (note:: use this for someone you hate and / or rlly hate) ------------------------------------------ #⑦:: [being smug] wow, this is so easy. i bet anyone can do something like this!! reply:: oh, rlly? but don't you have to be a someone before being able to do stuff like that? ------------------------------------------ #⑧:: [accuses you of doing something] reply:: hmm? is that so?? well, even if i did do it, at least it had purpose. i doubt that's ever occured to you, bc i've never seen you do anything worth your time. ------------------------------------------ #⑨:: omg, are you here for the party?? looking like that?? reply:: yes, i doubt you know where the party is though. by the way, the garbage disposal is that way.. ------------------------------------------ #①⓪:: i bet you can't even afford a [something expensive:: eg. new phone] reply:: i might not be able to, but at least i don't go around begging people for money like you do. ------------------------------------------ #①①:: what time is it?? ugh, there's no point asking you anyway.. reply:: yea, i only please ppl who aren't such a waste of air and my time. now please, go disrupt someone who has a lot of spare time,, go find someone like yourself. ------------------------------------------ that's all for now!! js letting you know, these comebacks were all made in my head while i was making this proj. by the way, make sure to let me know if the comebacks helped you and if i should make more?? ttyl, bye-bye!! ┍━━━━✁━━━━━┑ .. says 'byee' .. ┕━━━━✃━━━━━┙ tags::
