click/space for next man i was NOT peak today i gotta get better sobbing uhhyeah there was only 2 today i was. not in the TNNN mindset,,,
alt text: caps////BREAKING NEWS: Local cowardly little bird keeps hiding from birdwatcher. Area birdwatcher Steven Millers, 67, reported yesterday "Hey...come on out, ya little sneak. You little coward. What's the point of being a bird if you can't flap around and flaunt your feathers, eh? I mean, what can it be doing that's that important?" The bird's identity is still unknown. At press time, the bird appeared to be fervently defending its nest from a flock of ravens. This is the Noobling News Network. ______________________________________________ caps//// BREAKING NEWS: The Otis Elevator Company has been swarmed with protesters called the "Regretevatorians for Elevator Realism". A representative of the group said "When we get into elevators, we expect to be faced with an extremely large gumball machine or a repeating course of falling teapots. Instead, we are taken up to the floors above or below us. This is not how elevators were meant to be made." At press time, Otis has not issued a response. This is the Noobling News Network.
