ʜᴇʟʟᴏ! ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀᴛʀᴏᴏᴍ! ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜰᴜʟʟ, ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ! ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ʟᴏᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴀᴅ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛꜰᴜʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ. ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴏꜰꜰᴇɴꜱɪᴠᴇ/ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴀʟꜱᴏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴍɪx ᴛʜɪꜱ. ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʀᴇᴍɪxɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴄᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴄʀᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴍɪxᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴄʀᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ꜱʜᴏᴡɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀᴇᴍɪxᴇᴅ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴏʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ᴀʟꜱᴏ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.
ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ: ʜᴇʏ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ? ᴍᴇ: ʜᴍᴍ, ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ. ꜱᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ. ʏᴏᴜ? ʏᴏᴜ: ɪ’ᴅ ꜱᴀʏ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ. ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴀʏꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴜᴄᴇ. ᴍᴇ: ᴛʀᴜᴇ, ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ’ꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴀᴛɪʟᴇ. ᴀʟꜱᴏ, ᴄᴀʀʙꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ: ꜰᴀᴄᴛꜱ. ꜱᴏ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛɪɴʏ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴛɪɴʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛʀᴇᴇʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘɪᴄᴋ? ᴍᴇ: ᴛʀᴇᴇʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴜʀᴇ. ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴇʀ, ᴘʟᴜꜱ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴠɪʙᴇꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ: ɪ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ. ᴘʟᴜꜱ, ᴛɪɴʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴄʟᴀᴜꜱᴛʀᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ. ᴛʀᴇᴇʜᴏᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴏᴜꜱ. ᴍᴇ: ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ! ᴀʟꜱᴏ, ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴡᴏᴏᴅᴘᴇᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ ᴄʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ. ʏᴏᴜ: ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏʟᴅ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʏ, ꜰʀᴇᴇ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ. ᴍᴇ: ʜᴀ-ʜᴀ, ᴛʀᴜᴇ. ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇ—ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴀɴʏ ꜱᴋɪʟʟ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ? ʏᴏᴜ: ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɴʏ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ ɪɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ. ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ. ᴍᴇ: ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴᴇ. ɪ’ᴅ ɢᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ... ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ: ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ? ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴᴇ! ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴡᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ꜰʟᴇxɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ—ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʏꜱ. ----------------- ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴇʀᴇ! ---------------
