[Intro – Fanfare Burst] Gold shines bright, trumpets blare, Long live the king with the perfect hair! He leaps, he twirls, he struts on gold, A kingdom bought, not bravely bold! [Verse 1] I'm King Knight, baby, crown on tight, I don’t play fair, I play for spite. Deck of cards and a gilded grin, I rule the board, now let’s begin! Jump, bash, sparkle blast, Enemies flyin’ as I dash past. Spin in air like a ballroom dance, Golden justice with a prancy stance! [Chorus 1] It’s my time to shine, I’m the King of Cards, Cashing in chaos with glitter and shards. Tumble through towers, explode with flair, Royalty rampages — best beware! No knight can match my flair and might, Joustus junkie, stage’s light! Hearts and spades bow down to me, This prancing king reigns wild and free! [Verse 2 – Combo Chaos] Stack that combo, flip that board, Style points that you can’t afford. Gold explosions, hearts on fire, I’m the king, the fraud, the flyer! No humble tale, I brag and boast, No fair knight — I’m fashion most. They fight for glory? I fight for looks! Mirror shine and stolen books! [Chorus 2] I'm the dashing blast of high cuisine, The golden gleam in every scene. My cape flaps loud with every spin, A royal riot — I play to win! Crowns don’t fall, they fly through air, When King Knight’s storming every lair. Let the heroes swing their swords, I rain down glitter by the hordes! [Verse 3 – Royal Speedrun] Slide down rails with a regal scream, This golden boy’s a prance machine! Crushing foes with a ballroom dive, The royal rush, I feel alive! Trick walls, traps, I bash through flair, Turn battlegrounds into solitaire. Even Specter Knight's too grim to cope, I dance on ghosts and jump the slope! [Chorus 3 – Supreme Style Finale] I’m the jester, king, and cannonball, Gold-plated chaos breaking all. No tale of sorrow, no tragic king, Just disco lights and jewels that bling! Toss your honor, fold your pride, There’s no room on this royal ride. I won the crown through flash and fire, A monarchy built on pure desire! [Bridge – Harpsichord Breakdown] Royal decree: no rules apply, King Knight’s coming — kiss your lives goodbye. I built my throne on broken tiles, And surfed a wave of shattered styles! [Final Chorus – Showstopper!] One last blast for the golden king, Flipping foes like cards in spring. I rule the game, no ace above, A burst of chaos wrapped in love. Joustus judges, heroes weep, This flashy king won't lose sleep. My name in sparks across the screen— KING KNIGHT reigns... like a dream! [Outro – Laugh & Trumpets] HA-HA-HA! The kingdom bows to ME! Long live style, long live ME!
