so mad there were no photos of the area (and also the only animal photos are the ones where IM HOLDING THEN)) this day was pretty AWEZOME SAUDE if i do say so myself chortle FIRST THING we went to a speedboat guy so fun and he took us to this town in a rainforest place im going FULL UNEDUCATED ANERICAN TOURIST MODE and we walked around and i ate many coconuts on this trip ANDDD WE WENT UP IT WAS SO COOL BIT I HAVE 10 BUG BITES ON MY LEGA ALONE AND THEY PROVABLY VENEMOJS AHH AHHH EZTINGUISH HER so we got our ziplining stuff on and then pepe came pepe introduced himself with the line "i'm a raging alchoholic and i'm not tryna quit" and his crew of very real genuine stories I DONT JNOW WHICH RO BELIEVE AND WHIXHBNOT i don't remember them all but they had one guy who they allegedly found in a boat as a baby and one who was single and lonely and lots of interesting stories and they would do the worm or something then exit and they were dynamic and fun and party and i want to roll with them gang......... ANYWAYS then we put on the stuff and the guy who put on my helmet it was so low he just LAUGHED it was painful he laughed at my rotund head and then we met my best friend edgar the gear guy who was scared of my sister bc she is named after the doll but anyways we took a photo and they left me out WE WENT ZIPLINING lots of walking from one place to another but OMGOMGKMG IT WAS SO FUN AND ZIPLINING IN A RAINFOREST OVER 50 FT ABOVE A RIVER IS JUST GRAND EVEN THOUGH I COULDNT BREAK AND SO I WOULD SLAM UP INTO THE CORD EACH TIME AND THE GUY WOULD SCREAM anyways edgar is my friend he would say "hola lydia" and i would corny tourism respond "hello edgar" and life is cool, ants are big, BUG BITES FOR HAVAN SAKE!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHGGGGG and i'm feeling good because edgar was sending me off in the zip line and he whispered "hey your bonita" the only problem is i though he said "hey you're NOT bonita" so i screamed "NOOOO" and then in the middle of the zip line i realized i rejected a compliment i wa grateful for im sorry edgar i miss you and THEN we went tin this restaurant in the middle of the rainforest next to the river but who cares abt the numerous chicken tacos i had because.bthere. WERE ANIMALS. AAHAHAGHAHAGAHAHHAAAAAAAAA THERE WERE SPIDER MONKEYS WHICH I LOVED THEY SWING AROUND A LOT AND ATUCK THEIR TAILS OIT TO WRAP AROUND PPL AND TOUCANS LITTLE BIRDS MACAWS. and then the HOLD ANIMALS OOHOOHOOOOOO because we got to hold Britney Spears the ALBINO PYTHON and THE TOUCANNN anddd THE LITTLE MONKEY WHO IDK THE NAME and the MARMOSET MONKEYS UEHGHHH SO LITTLE HANDS SO CUTEEE I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!!1!1!!1! and then we went back to our awesome vendor who took us on the speedboat except for one thing it began to thunderstorm so the waves went crazy but after the anxiety vanished it was SO FUNNNN????? WAWAWA HOOOHOOHOO IM A SAILOR SAYLOR IN A STORMY STORM LETS BELLING GO AWOGA and then i eat flank steak ummujm umm
