(Tape Recording) LOG #001: We Have An Experimental Cure For The Extremely Potent Poison Of yummmyburger's, After Testing To Make Sure Its Not Toxic, We Will Administer It To yummmyburger Bite Victims, The Mixture Will Require The Ingredients That Follow: 1/4 Cup Big Mac Sauce, 6 oz Mac And Cheese, One Cup Doctor Pepper, 1/2 Cup Concentrated Table Juice, And 1 Tsp Powdered Francium, It Can Be Mixed In Any Way Or Order, The Francium Needs To Be Handled By A Trained Team, As It Is Highly Radioactive Only Becoming Safe For Consumption After Being Mixed With The Rest Of The Ingredients, After The Francium Is Mined It Will Decompose Into Other Highly Dangerous Elements If Not Mixed Into The Other Ingredients Within 22 Minutes, This Cure Is Highly Experimental And Still In Careful Testing.
*Tape Playing* The Top Secret Folder Contains The Experiment Details, Along With The Tape Recording Of The Log. All Buttons Currently Work Except Eject!