Song: Romance is boring by Los Campesinos! Click the flag a few times Happy pride month!
Characters: Theodore (The main character), Cassandra (The waitor), Cakey (The cake) Theodore is a man who lives alone, his friend Charlie sometimes visiting. He has PTSD from a bear encounter, getting triggered by loud sounds and wooded areas. His favorite pastimes are reading comics and eating cake. Cassandra is someone that was forced to get a job because she did nothing but sleep on the couch. Her hearing aids ring a lot, but she's too lazy to take them out unless she's about to take a nap. Cakey is a red velvet cake with googly eyes. It gets brutally squished, eaten, and burnt by other characters (Or just rotting), forcing Theodore to regularly replace it.
