I'd be umm kinda lurky in the haunted house and would feel perfectly comfortable supplying you with a flashlight and batteries just to take them and tell you a scary story before I then murder you and everyone in the house :D I can't always be the nice one... The story is below...
Once upon a time several children were going to a haunted attraction all using their online usernames for that was the only thing they knew each other by. @Rainwingsarenotlazy entered the house and saw the carpet it looked so soft that @Rainwingsarenotlazy laid down on the carpet to take a nap @puddlejumping stood outside the door but @Rainwingsarenotlazy just napping there convinced @puddlejumping to enter the home. Night was falling and it was getting dark and @Rainwingsarenotlazy was still napping but @puddlejumping didn't feel safe so they checked their backpacks to make sure they had everything @puddlejumping realized they had forgotten their flashlight. As @puddlejumping was looking around the room @Rainwingsarenotlazy finally woke up and started walking around. @Rainwingsarenotlazy was still so tired that they tripped on a person @AMPHIPTER3 and screamed dying from tripping on a body landed hard on the floor due to their leg impairment and smashed the flashlight in their backpack. was now in a house with two dead bodies and the door creaked open shedding moonlight on the ground "Hi!" a voice called a confident therian walked into view and their name was they had a flashlight but didn't turn it on. "You scared me!" exclaimed and turned and ran up the stairs hoping that wasn't going to kill anyone. made it to the landing up the stairs and ran into a room in the hall and flicked the light switch. No lights came on but in the moonlight there appeared to be a flashlight and batteries left on a chair in the empty room carefully picked up the flashlight and flicked the switch. arrived in the doorway. "You didn't put batteries in." they said put the batteries in the flashlight and flicked the switch a bright light beamed into the room and the wall were covered in a sticky red substance. "Ketchup." said and walked out the door but not before calling back "Why is there a human thingy down here who looks like Rick Astley with a pina colada? They also look kinda dead but they are chilling and looking so cool." steps out of the room and a gust of wind rushes through the house and as beams their flashlight down onto the body they notice a sheet of paper covering the pina colada that wasn't there before. walk down and picked up the paper calling back up the stairs to . "The paper says dead bodies can't murder people." but wasn't listening because the front door had been opened and footsteps creaked on the floor. had entered the house with a weapon and as they walked into the foyer the door creaked open again. A very amazing and terrified voice called into the house "Hello?" (Continued if you click on the bg)
