Random Excuse Generator ACNH EDITION!

Instructions

MOBILE FRIENDLY! “Dear Molly, sorry, but I can’t swim in the sea because some KK Slider songs need to be getting rid of the cockroaches in my house. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Kapp’n” Now you can create wacky excuses based off of the game Animal Crossing: New Horizons! Just click the screen and watch the magic happen! What could possibly go wrong?! (The thumbnail changes every time you stop the project! I also added in a little TAWOG reference and other Easter eggs! Can you find them?) “Dear Filbert, sorry, but I can’t sell fruit because Raymond needs to be donated to the museum. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your twin.” Why would you donate Raymond to the museum? He’s a cat, not a dinosaur fossil! “Dear Tortimer, sorry, but I can’t stop hitting you with a net because the apparel shop needs to be watering my flowers. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your little brother.” Welp, that’s what brothers are like. “Dear Mom, sorry, but I can’t play ACNH with you because Marshal needs to be hit in the face with a net. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Eloise.” Poor Marshal! Evil Eloise! “Dear Camofrog, sorry, but I can’t do what you want because Tabby’s beautiful face needs to be watched very carefully. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your son.” This is so weird… why would you watch Tabby’s face? Wouldn’t that make her self-conscious? “Dear Static, sorry, but I can’t sell fruit because everyone on my island needs to be chopping down trees. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Jingle, the black-nosed reindeer.” No, Jingle! Do not let them chop down trees! Especially if they’re Christmas trees! “Dear Isabelle, sorry, but I can’t water your flowers because some fish need to be fishing with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Eloise” The fish? Going fishing? Oh, the irony! “Dear Timmy & Tommy, sorry, but I can’t help you because Happy Home Paradise needs to be hit in the face with a net. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, whoever buried that pitfall seed.” Ha ha! “Dear Static, sorry, but I can’t go to your concert because the museum needs to be given a makeover. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Gumball (for some reason)” Yep, there’s the TAWOG reference. Also, I didn’t know Static was a rockstar or something. “Dear Harvey, sorry, but I can’t catch butterflies with you because Eugene’s sunglasses need to be donated to the museum. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Brewster.” Uh… okay… “Dear myself, sorry, but I can’t invite you round my house because you are despicable and need to be hit in the face with a net. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Brewster.” Okay, this is getting weird. “Dear Kabuki, sorry, but I can’t sell fruit because Happy Home Paradise needs to be donated to the museum. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your son.” That’s one interesting museum. “Dear Kabuki, sorry, but I can’t do my homework because you need to be given a makeover. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the cats.” Isn’t Kabuki one of the cats? Oh boy… they’re gonna prank him just to avoid doing their homework. “Dear Tortimer, sorry, but I can’t do what you want because you are despicable and need to be sat on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Super Mario.” Maybe he thought Tortimer was a Koopa Troopa or something? “Dear nobody in particular, sorry, but I can’t go fishing because an embarrassing amount of flowers need to be fishing with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Lottie, Niko and Wardell.” My island in ACNH has an embarrassing amount of flowers. It’s an eyesore. Please help. “Dear Rosie, sorry, but I can’t help you find your lost bag because you need to be here, and do it with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Nintendo.” Bit harsh… “Dear Dad, sorry, but I can’t play ACNH with you because Eugene’s sunglasses need to be sat on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Gumball (for some reason).” “Dear Cephalobot, sorry, but I can’t take photos of your home because you clearly don’t need to be stargazing with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Agent S.” LOL! ok that’s enough XD