Credit to @lovelythings for being a weirdo =3 @Sumsarasmus: When i was on concert my reed broke one minute before start @Lovelythings: Is the reed a vegetable @Sumsarasmus: No- its the thing that you breathe in when you play oboe or bassoon @Lovelythings: Is the bassoon a fish To people who play the bassoon: I don't know how you hold it correctly, I'm oboist, not bassoonist.