story one: the job application scariness level: 7/10 John was a normal guy and he lived a normal life. One morning he woke up and went to eat breakfast, but his front door was open! He crept around the corner and let out a bloodcurdling scream. Sitting on his table was a job application, he ran away but he couldn't run fast enough. He tripped and was forced to become a business man by the application. His life was never the same after that...
