twyx has the average social media experience. inspired by uncle al’s “the canceled krab” on youtube! p.s. please dont hate on my very high quality microphone!!!!!!!!!!!
TRANSCRIPT: (on-screen text: 15 years ago) twyx: how about those fish, am i right? yesterday i went to a fish food restaurant, and the food was good and all but man it was STINKY in there. i swear, its like fish never take showers…dont you think they’d take MORE showers if they love water so much? (on-screen text: 15 years later) cupcake: oh, my, gosh. and i thought twyx was a good person! i can’t believe after scrolling the internet for only 5 hours straight i would find such a DISGRACEFUL video. and to think i supported all those fundraisers she started…i bet she pocketed the money. you know, there’s only one thing to do now… post this…on twitter. cupcake: guys, can you believe how AWFUL twyx REALLY is? commenter 1: why, my son’s coworker is a fish. i bet he’d be very sad to see this. commenter 2: i thought twyx was supposed to be a POSITIVE role model! commenter 3: is this really who our kids are looking up to? commenter 4: twyx’s career is OVER after this! news reporter: this just in! youtube sensation twyx has been CANCELLED! a video of her calling fish “stinky” back in 2010 was recently resurfaced. in solidarity with the fish, people somehow found her address and are protesting at her house. let’s visit our reporters who are live at the scene. crowd (chanting): fish have feelings too! fish have feelings too! fish: people, people, are we really going to get THIS worked up over a video from 2010? people change! why, twyx even hosted a fundraiser to SUPPORT fish-owned businesses 5 years ago! she clearly doesn’t hold the same views anymore! besides, none of you are even fish? (crickets chirp) cupcake: i see how it is, standing with the fish-ist here are we? well, i have news for you buddy, shes not gonna accept you just because you accept her hateful beliefs! twyx: well actually, i… protester 1: ay, i have an idea, let’s cancel BOTH of em! crowd: YEAH! (on-screen text: 3 days later) protester 2: you know, im kinda bored of cancelling her. cupcake: guys guys guys! did you hear? marlo bites her ice cream cones!! protester 3: well then lets go cancel HER! crowd: YEAH! twyx: does this mean i have to make an apology video now? (end)
