I am the Lorax, I burp for the cheese, I sneeze on the trees and I yodel at bees, The forest is funky, the air kinda thick, And Schrodinger’s Lorax is dead and alive real quick. Oh, the Borax speaks for the knees, my friend, He glues the sneeze and will not bend, The Borax Sequel’s in theaters today, It’s a silly dance about bees and soufflé. Jay and Izara were there in the crowd, The Once-ler was sobbing, the barbaloots were proud, Jimmy Fallon proposed with a truffula ring, so then we all started to sing: The new Lorax got banned on YouTube, So we watched the Borac from ‘72. It was 1 am, how bad could we be We’re not going insane, it’s just lack of sleep We kissed all 1762 Employees in barbaloot suits The wedding march played on a kazoo, And the bees did the worm in a tub of fondue. ok thats it idk where the chorus or bridge or anything is awieudcbhadblerhbaf i’m sleep deprived y’all please excuse this mess
help what am i doing with my life :sob: also for the song lyrics credits to me for writing the whole thing but also to @lepeperdstar and @pugusialove and @OrbitAnimates for some of the lyrics
