a. WHERE AM I? WHO ARE YOU? WHERE ARE MY COOKIES? *crying* a. M-mars *trembling and crying* a. *wipes tears* 4:00 A.M. a. *recovering* not much, I would say. Whatever it takes to stay alive… a. Yeah… a. I’ll be damned if someone puts milk before cereal a. … a. I’m not the annoying one. a. After planets and stars a. Go to a different island in the Florida keys :D a. ID BE HOLDING THE KEY TO CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS! a. The tea from that tea place Sage made me go to… a. Odd at best, dark at least a. Dunno. Become the writer of the story ig… a. PIGEONS. AND ITS NOT DUMB! THEYRE GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD ONE DAY! THEY HAVE LASER EYES AND WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT! a. Spelling *grimances* a. Trauma. Everything I’ve done…the normal emo boy stuff a. Cats. I’m a cat with a catlike personality. Due to this reasoning I am, and always will be, the best thing to walk this planet. q. Favorite insult to use? a. I have many insults, it’ll be hard to pick my favorite… Nope, can’t pick one, next question! (He doesn’t remember any of his insults) a. Bagels. I prefer the bay to the sea a. Magic, ig? Idk, I have claws. I’d say dagger tho a. PANCAKES AND COOKIES a. The one who got Sage to shut up a. 1. My ✨cunning and amazing looks✨ a. I’ve learned that if I wake up in the middle of the night kiwi will give me a cookie to get me to stop whining and go back to sleep. a. The person who didn’t get Sage to shut up a. Don’t think so a. Social media stalk them then blackmail them (This is actually something I’ve done and am doing right now how funny) a. In an attempt to off skipper a. Hmm…lemme think… (bad, bad, definitely bad) I wanna say…good? (BAD. PLEASE. BAD) a. …probably bad… a. Go with bc I wanna see space a. I guess I’ve reached the point of death (what a terrible pun) q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. Oh, absolutely a. Freeze a. Mmmm… French? a. Pi a. I have too many secrets to count, ofc I’m good at secretkeeping. (He’s terrible at secretkeeping. He spoiled sunrise on the reaping for all of his friends. I know it’s shocking to know that mars reads, we will all breathe together now.) a. I like being around feather a. *hollow laugh* you see, I am a Codename… a. I uhh… does space count? a. Uhmmm… don’t have one a. Are swallows some sort of twisted offspring of pigeons-? a. Invisibility armor! I could take as many cookies as I want! a. STARBOY a. Kill. A. Pigeon. a. I’ve killed once. I’ll kill again. a. Uhh… hotel room with Sage…? a. Dragons! They’re kinda like sharks! a. My one and only piece of clothing which is a black hoodie :P a. Too many to count. They’re all cats, so hard to take care of. My favorite is sage (sage is like the only canine) q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. I’ll get back to you a. Friends, many… most of them are no longer with us. I only have kiwi for family a. Uhhhhh, dunno a. Puppet making, drawing a. It’s been interesting, I suppose a. Not putting syrup on cookies q. What's your favorite color combination? a. Purple, orange, peach, yellow q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. Anything sweet q. Favorite music genre? a. Music is a curse upon our world.. (tbh he probably listens to like Steven universe esque music) q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. What? q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. Why would I ever tell anybody that q. What is your greatest achievement? a. Well my very existence is an achievement so it’s hard to top that q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. Uhm.. I’d change who my dad was q. Least favorite color combo? a. Anything involving green and orange. Orange is amazing but green is sickly.. q. How many murders have you committed? a. Do you just assume that everyone you meet is a murderer? Is this how you greet people? q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. If only a had the brain power to know what that meant q. Pies or cakes? a. Uh neither. Cakes are wannabe cookies and pies are wannabe cakes so they’re basically wannabe cookies q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. Sweet and salty. Can’t go wrong q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. I see no mistakes in this sentence whatsoever q. Do you kick babies a. Guilty.. q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. You scoundrel
Hai Btw like the first 2/3 of that is old I’m just now finishing it. I figured it would be fun..
