Add yourself. Simple as. I mean… honestly humans these days. SOOOOOO TEDIOUS! What do you even do all day other than consume questionable substances? I could sit here for a thousand years and nothing would change… ever! It would just be the same silly old humans. Not that you’re even old! There’s NOTHING interesting about you! You live on a planet that you believe is one of a kind, then you exploit it, then you blame it on hairy oranges that live in massive white houses that wear suits. Same old story. And that is an old story. Then you’ll travel into space (may I just say that that is the most unimaginative name for something that is actually interesting, if you even have a concept of interesting things!) and you believe again that you’re a fantastic, intelligent, superior, successful species! Example, look at my species! In but 2000 years of existence we had dominated hundreds of planets, all reachable by a quick commute by SPACESHIP! And it took humans around 6000 years just to reach the moon! Not very impressive. And then again, you are not a very impressive race are you now. Hurting people because they love people of the same sex (you and your petty human obsession with gender!), you kill for land! You even throw bombs onto each other! EACH OTHER! If you knew what was coming, you’d stop wasting precious resources and work TOGETHER! Yes, TOGETHER! It is a thing you know! Yes… and what coming… even together you might not be able to survive…. Oh yeah! And don’t forget to remix!
Argh! Wait for the cello…. ?????? I cannot survive, soooooo sad, sniff sniff….. reminds me of when humans took over the nineteen thousandth solar system… so sad, so sad. It was such a beautiful place, so beautiful. I used to go on holiday every millennium for a year. We used to eat pragolumium fruit with Sretful syrup. The best quality, the best times. Swimming in lava lakes when it got cold, drink liquid magma and eating volcanic rock, sprinkled with the finest ash. How terrible that I will never be able to go there again and roast sand sandwiches. Or sleep on mountain Everest. Honestly it was the only one I could reach! The other ones were too high. Mount Everest is soooo tiny! Humans treat it like a giant!! Pathetic! If they could only see mount Pathetico they would feel pathetic. Oh wait… they already are PATHETIC!!!! And don’t forget to ❤️ and ⭐️
