Fanfic GC #4

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Um, HeLlO ------ *1:30 am* JHuff-: GOOD MORNING SLEEPY HOOMANS OF DA GC! MissS: ugh, no gn. ----- *10: 21 am* MissS: guys where is jackie BeLlOfDaBeLlS: wait what MissS: LOGAN DESIAE WHERE IS JACKIE DaBestSEEKER: WHY WOULD I KNOW?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!? DaBestSEEKER: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?? DaBestSEEKER: ?!?!?!?!??!?!? DaBestSEEKER: ?!?!?!?!??! TedBRO: LOGAN STOP SPAMMING!!!! MY PHONE IS LITERALLY GONNA BLOW UP! HavsSumthin: Teddy, stop typing in all caps. TedBRO: I CANT MY PHONE HAS IT ON LOCK AND IT WONT COME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MissS: C A L M D O W N, T H E B O T H O F Y O U DaBestSEEKER: Tbh, I stopped- TedBRO: I AM CALM HavsSumthin: no, ur not. I can hear u CRASHING OUT. TedBRO: MY CAPS LOCK WONT COME OFF! MW: what the hot chocolate did I MISS?! Alex-Wut: now you know how I feel. BeLlOfDaBeLlS: awwwwwwwww *hugs Alex digitally* JHuff-: muahahaha MissS: JACKIEEEE JHuff-: hello. BeLlOfDaBeLlS: wait that doesnt sound like my twin- THAT SOUNDS LIKE INKA JHuff-: NO YOU BLEW ME!- TedBRO: WHAT THE HOT CHOCOLATE?!??! JHuff-: OH WELL, I HAVE TAKEN JACKIE’S ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE, AND I WILL ONLY GIVE IT BACK IF YOU ALL GIVE ME 800000000000000000000 GALLEONS AND TWO ORANGES! MW: ok guys, let's pool our money. JHuff-: Oh, btdubs, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 8000000000000000000000 GALLEONS EACH, MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BeLlOfDaBeLlS: NOOOOOO INKA! JHuff-: MUAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE! *JHuff- has logged off* BeLlOfDaBeLlS: …. Well, that was… creepy. MissS: LEMME GO AVADA HER RN!!!!!!!!!!! MW: Emily no. MissS: EMILY YES MW: Emily no i dont want u to go to azkaban as a 13 y/o. MissS: EMILY MAYBE! MW: EMILY NO DO NOT AVADA JACKIE’S SISTER! JACKIE WILL THEN D13 FROM H3ARTBR3AK! MissS: … ok emily no. MW: finally. HavsSumthin: ok, yeah we need to save jackie. SHE IS GOING TO CRASH OUT WHEN SHE READS THIS TedBRO: WHY ARE MY CAPS STILL STUCK? *BeLlOfDaBeLlS has added MiraCULOUS to chat* MiraCULOUS: guys what house is Inka in? TedBRO: WHO ARE YOU? MiraCULOUS: Mira, one of Jackie’s friends. MW: ? BeLlOfDaBeLlS: guys its ok, I added her. Also, Inka’s in Ravenclaw Alex-Wut: oo ok. MissS: but she likes to hang around the Slytherins. MiraCULOUS: ok ty. I’m trying to find Jackie. I got the message too. HavsSumthin: ooh okay. MiraCULOUS: Hey, Havi, ur in Ravenclaw right? What’s the answer to this?: What can fill a room but takes up no space? HavsSumthin: uh try light. MiraCULOUS: kk ty it worked. I’m in ur common room. HavsSumthin: ok, do you want some help? MiraCULOUS: no, it’s ok. HavsSumthin: oh okay… BeLlOfDaBeLlS: gl, Mira MiraCULOUS: thx *5 minutes later* HavsSumthin: … why were there SO MANY BANGS?! MiraCULOUS: I just finished battl1ng like 500000 oranges- ohmygosh~ DaBestSEEKER: did u find jackie?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!? TedBRO: PLEASE SAY YOU DID! MiraCULOUS: no…. But i found her phon3. MissS: T-T DaBestSEEKER: guys, I h8 to get us off topic but… I think the hufflepuff common room is- um MORE haunted then normal. I’m the only one here, there's not even any ghosts and I just heard a thump from the girl’s dorm… TedBRO: WAIT WHAT? … CREEEEE-PYYY DaBestSEEKER: yeah… brb. MissS: … MW: … BeLlOfDaBeLlS: … HavsSumthin: … Alex-Wut: … MiraCULUS: … DaBestSEEKER: I FOUND JACKIEEEEEEE- DaBestSEEKER: hey guys, its jackie, yes, I stole his phone, MIRA WHERE’S MY PHONE?!- and it’s back to logan- MissS, TedBRO, HavsSumthin, Alex-Wut, BeLlOfDaBeLlS, MW: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JACKIE! MiraCULOUS: OMGGGGG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- btw, Jackie, I have your phone. DaBestSEEKER: giving it to jackie- Ty, mira. Where are you??? Also, WOW YOU GUYS R REALLY HAPPY! MissS: DUHHHH DaBestSEEKER: <3 OK BRBBBBBB!-.jacks let me come- do i rlly need a B0DYGUARD??? Inka st0l3 it while i was ASLEEP- i acc1dentally pa$$3d 0ut from being up at 1 am ……- YES, YOU DO. -.wahh okayy Alex-Wut: anyone else agree that this is rlly weird? MW: yes HavsSumthin: yes TedBRO: YES. BeLlOfDaBeLlS: but it’s also rlly good shipping material… MiraCULOUS: that’s defo true. MiraCULOUS: welp, I’mma go give jackie her phone… *MiraCULOUS has logged off* *5 minutes later* *JHuff- has logged on* *MiraCULOUS has logged on* JHuff-: HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I HAVE MY PHONEEEEEEE MissS: YAY! MiraCULOUS: now my job is donee c yaaaaa *MiraCULOUS has now left chat* *Everyone but TedBRO has left chat* TedBRO: UM, MY CAPS LOCK IS STILL STUCK GUYS ----