I look at the mutant dog. Hmmm. It looks at me with big eyes, on all of its freaky heads. Okay, no trading mutant dog. I look in my bag, and I spot it. A ruby I found in an abandoned Worshiper mineshaft awhile back. Perfect. As I walk up to the merchant, she looks at me. I see into her eyes. They were pure slits inside. I shiver looking at them. Even though I shouldn't. "I will trade this ruby for that sword," I say, gesturing to the w3pon I wanted. The merchant looks at the size of the ruby, and nods. "Yeah sure" She says. I grab the sword, trying not to make eye contact. The mutant dog tries to play with the sword. Idi0t, it can hurt itself on accident. Oh why do I care? Next stop, the b@r to see Silt. I put the sword away and start walking. The sand makes the most satisfying crunch. After what felt like an hour. I see the big sign hastily put together that I don't wanna be under. 'Sand Dune B@r' Like we don't know everywhere is sand. I push open the wooden doors and walk in. Silts standing behind a counter, filling jars. "Hey look, Ram is back!" Someone calls, and the b@r starts chattering. The dog stays behind me. Coward. Silt is the last to notice. "Silt, are you deaf?" I tapped their shoulder. They turn around surprised. "Ram!" They say gleefully. "What can I get you?" Silt asks me. "Regular, and some dog friendly drink" I point at the mutant dog which is getting love from some people. Don't know why anyone would pet that beast, monster, creature.
TW: b@r, w3pon
