This should be a poster WTA: The scientists have always wondered what would happen if you brought a duck to space. Starsduck was the answer. He had been a regular mallard when they took him on the spaceship, but the second they broke through the atmosphere, he turned blue and grew more wings than the astronauts could imagine. So, they threw him overboard. He figured out how to breathe in space, and started eating space rocks like bread. Now he just floats around, waiting to find aliens to lead as a tribe of his own. The reason he needs a tribe is to get revenge on humankind
Silly entry for Starsduck
