Random Excuse Generator MIITOPIA EDITION!

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Random Excuse Generator… MIITOPIA EDITION! “Dear everyone in the Elven Retreat, Sorry, but I can’t make a Miitopia-themed TV show because a fellow warrior needs to be turned to stone. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, someone, I guess.” I wish there was a Miitopia TV show. It would be awesome. “Dear Princess of Greenhorne, Sorry, but I can’t rescue your friend because your face needs to be eaten. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, everyone in the Inn.” Uh… okay? “Dear some random Miis, Sorry, but I can’t drink Banshee Tears because the back of my hand needs to be beating the Tower of Dread. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, I, Medusa. Bizarre. “Dear Old Lady Across The Street, Sorry, but I can’t stop the Dark Lord with you because that chest full of HP Bananas needs to be destroyed. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the crazy Terror Fiend behind you.” Don’t destroy the HP Bananas! “Dear Retroputer 2, Sorry, but I can’t visit you in the Safe Spot because my Miis need to be defeated. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, some crazed Banshee.” Is this what the monsters do when we’re not busy playing Miitopia? “Dear everyone in the Elven Retreat, Sorry, but I can’t rescue your friends because a fellow warrior needs to be farted on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the Elite Goblins.” So the Goblins have started acting like Twerkeys now? “Dear Princess of Greenhorne, Sorry, but I can’t ride a dragon with you because the Bat Charm needs to be kicked like a soccer ball. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the Besmirched Noble’s Son.” Isn’t he in love with the Princess? And wouldn’t kicking the Bat Charm destroy it? “Dear myself, Sorry, but I can’t rescue your friend because my Miis need to be eating Roast Lizard Tail. Yum! Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Lorystories123.” Did… I just excuse myself? “Dear fellow Rock Moth, Sorry, but I can’t clean our room in the Inn because your face needs to be apologising to me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the crazy Terror Fiend behind you.” Ahh yes. So this is what the enemies do when we’re not fighting them. They clean our rooms and have beef with each other. Could this be the Miitopia show? “Dear the Dark Lord, Sorry, but I can’t push you off a cliff because Manor Macabre needs to be exploring Uncharted Galados with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the Dark Sun’s Medals.” This is… well, it’s something, isn’t it? “Dear Pop-Up Puppet, Sorry, but I can’t wear a wig because Gorilla Protein (which nobody likes!) needs to be destroyed. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the crazy Terror Fiend behind you.” Because even Terror Fiends hate Gorilla Protein. Buy some now! No refunds! You’re guaranteed to… HATE IT! “Dear Scratch Cat, Sorry, but I can’t rescue your face because the make-up counter needs to be given a makeover. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, someone, I guess.” That doesn’t make any sense. “Dear everyone in the Elven Retreat, Sorry, but I can’t go shopping with you because the Ultimate Robot Warriors need to be looking for Snurps. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the Yeti.” Ahhh yes. The URWs going Snurp hunting in the Otherworld. “Dear Dark Sun, Sorry, but I can’t go shopping with you because my horse needs to be beating the Tower of Dread. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Super Mario.” Is Yoshi Mario’s horse? “Dear Mumsy, Sorry, but I can’t do the Fab Fairies dance because you are despicable and need to be squirting tomato sauce at me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the Yeti.” I’m guessing the Yeti’s ‘Mumsy’ is a lot more powerful than her son… “Dear Princess of Greenhorne, Sorry, but I can’t watch while you play Miitopia because Miitopia’s sick soundtrack needs to be squirting tomato sauce at me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the Fab Fairy Fans.” Huh? “Dear everyone in the Elven Retreat, sorry, but I can’t buy MP Sweets from you because a Princess needs to be eaten. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, the Yeti.” Oh my… “Dear Tower of Dread, Sorry, but I can’t let you hypnotise me because you need to be beating the Tower of Dread. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Anonymous.” That doesn’t make any sense. “Dear Magical Genie from the Lamp, Sorry, but I can’t clean our room in the Inn because Miitopia’s sick soundtrack needs to be celebrating our victory. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Nintendo.” What’s Nintendo’s victory? Making the Nintendo Switch 2? “Dear Replica Dark Lord, Sorry, but I can’t eat Snurp Radish because Miitopia’s sick soundtrack needs to be destroyed. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, a tomato.” Don’t destroy the battle themes! They’re awesome! OK that’s enough bye XD