Officer: May I see some form of identity mam’ Me: *Shows wanted poster* Officer:…. I’m going have to take you to headquarters Now that I have a license I don’t get arrested every time I’m pulled over lol!!! (Underage driver lololol)
It is I, ———- ———*, and this is my license. *So you thought you could get my real name? *Laughs evilly* Try harder
