wasd hes just got a gun now c to character select k to change keybinds story danny jaramillo was chilling his his home when suddenly a big evil dog made of crardboard stole his blender, how will he make protein shakes now? he now must go on a mission through the cardboard menaces path of evil! are you up for it? playable characters danny - boring as hell i hate this guy - black tom - speed - red poo - god - brown nathan - buoyant - light blue mick - fat - dark blue freddo - boing - yellow tim - tiny - green seb - teleports - gray jim - platforms - purple oliver - racist current boss fights clifford von doggy doodoo damien hellvator jigantic josh