"If a boat comes near me, I'm going to sh00t it." - My cousin playing VR =+=+=+= "If a boat comes near me, I'm going to SH00T it!" Martyn screamed, holding his crossbow up. Cherri bent over laughing, and Jimmy stifled a giggle. "It's not funny! I'm actually going to expl0de if another ship tries to k!ll us!" Their ship, the Solidarity Firewood, was rocking in the waves that battered it. Cherri ran to the wheel. "Carp! Martyn, the waves are knocking us around like a ping pong ball!" Martyn grimaced and grabbed Jimmy's arm and pulled him over to the mast. "Jimmy please just handle it! I have to watch the other boats!" Jimmy nodded and grabbed a rope, while Cherri wrestled with the wheel. A splatter of water hit Martyn's cheek and he groaned. "Cher, we got rain! Storm's blowing in!" Jimmy yelled something indistinguishable and pointed at the horizon. "There's something coming!" Martyn yelled. "But I can't see the horizon very well!" "HATSUNE MIKU?!" Cherri yelled, while Jimmy looked confused and Martyn looked cross. The 'something' came out of the fog. "A FREAKING SHIP!" Martyn hollered over the wind. He aimed at the boat and fired. =+=+=+= @UNIPUPPYDIGS UR IT MWAHHAHAHAHA
