I’m joining the army. Anyways, here are some cool images. FAQ Why??? It’s incredibly fulfilling, and a lot of jobs are either out of my league nowadays or I’ve just lost interest in them. The army is the place for me. What if there’s a war? Do I give a damn if there’s a war? If I wanna fight for my country and shower with dudes then let me fight for my countries and shower with dudes! How good is the scran there? I’ve heard it’s pretty damn tasty… most of the time, I’ll have to ask my granddad on that one but he hasn’t served since the royal green jackets were disbanded. What regiment are you joining? I’m torn between Royal Lancers, PARAS, and Rifles. I’m more likely to be accepted into lancers however because I’m not necessarily fit enough for P company, so if I even attempt that exam I run the risk of not being able to join any other infantry regiment because I’ll be behind the entire class. How long have you had this dream? Since I was 8, I’m 15 now. 7 years… roughly. GPMG or SA80? L129A1 (I’m an aristocrat) What does your family think? My dad supports me, my siblings don’t care, my mum doesn’t approve (yet) What do your teachers think? I keep hearing the sentence “I can’t see you as a soldier… you seem more like a tech support person” because I do computer science. Let me shower with dudes! >:( You keep saying “let me shower with dudes”, are you gay? No. Will you stay in touch with us while you’re in the army? Yes, don’t worry :) How long will you be in the army for? 2 years minimum, I can still use my phone during downtime however. Ask me some more questions in the comments. :)
