BEFORE YOU PLAY BE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 8 GIGS OF RAM! (it takes up about 2-3 cos it be poorly optimized) Also if it runs like authentic Hudson Valley bricks use turbowarp.org/1198655617/ CONTROLS: R to change songs arrow keys and space to navigate the menu ------------------ Garglis wart: <- and -> arrow keys to movement ^ arrow key for "jumping", left and right arrow keys can be used to steer (uses 1 thing o gas) \/ arrow for garglis wart's slap. slap pedestrian such as red shirt guy, androo from competishun eetin, mattatoing from Da Lonch, and tote del poich. (slapping the sick will give you no points) M is used to take appendixes from the sick mun (red shirt guy who look sick) N is used to launch the GARGLIS BOMB. use this to eliminate neighbors and raack up score. (uses 2 gas) B to show people just how much garglis wart appendix insurence lets you save (costs 700 points, invest wisely) .......................................................................................... Todd Da Boich: A and D keys for movement (less slippery, but slower than Garglis Wart's) W key for Todd's bootleg wario waft. strafe left and right in the air using movement keys. (Todd also has aerial movement while falling) (uses 1 unit of gas) S key is used for Todd's dual-slap. he slaps on both sides, has less range than Garglis wart's on the front. (Todd gets points for slapping the sick, unlike garglis wart) press F to make Todd preform the been grab. use this on mattatoing to take be beens. (much slower than garglis wart's appendix steal, he also takes longer to eat) press space for his W I D E waft attack. defeats neggst door men an pedestrians. (uses 2 things of gas) press e for todd's quickshot, where he shoots himself across the screen destroying any non-neighbors in his path, and also gets a tiny speed boost right after. (costs 100 points, use wisely) there be some "advanced" techniques too. but yoo gotta figure thems out oemde "eeeuuuuh, GUYS! imagine if this game had lore. that would be CRAZY guys!" - at least one greasy nosed fecal mann with neck beard
Garglis Wart from the appendix insurance business be out in his first full voddy game. garglis wart runs aroun an slaps certified cardboard cutout people for maximum score, taking apndixes to keep his encouragement afloat, an flies over his reasonable neighbors, Reggie Fills-Amie and his many unexplained clones. now with full-range movement, powerful new attacks, and an extra mode 2-player battle mode, garglis wart brings in to the arena, the mushroom-headed crazed mann with a hunger for them beans. (beens) NOW FEATURING BRAND NEW GAME MODE: BUS RUSH! You must obtain a certain amount of score from each bus stop, each being more difficult to conquer than the last! strategy and precicion is key in this new mode. Now with state-of-the-art fechures such as de online leaderboard and an a ranking system (not as in online matchmaking ranking, as there is no online mode. I might add that later though), this game is maed to be replayede and perfectid. UPDATE LOG (dd, mm, yy): (07/6/25) version 1.521119 fixed some missing buildings, minor optimization fixes to minimally lower ram usage. (30/5/26) version 1.456680 fixed some sizing issues (28/5/26) version 1.308992 fixed missing assets (10/4/26) version 1.221408: made a boss slightly easier (06/4/26) release A lite version is coming soon and also a deluxe turbowarp widescreen 60FPS version dis game be quite loud don say I diddunt wart yoo thanks to for the character Garglis wart an Todd da boich Thanks to for some assets most o de sound effect be from GameCube games a few from doom and other random sources all of them visuals were either made or edited by I, me and myself some inspiration from boogerman I diddunt make most o de muzzic in dis game (NO PEDESTRIANS ARE HARMED WHILE PLAYING THIS GAME. THEY ARE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS. I DO NOT ENDORSE THIS BEHAVIOR, IT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND PROBABLY ILLEGAL. ) All code by me minimal artwork from 3d models and thumbnail from all other assets by me, or the Google images (you can figure it out) I made none of the music NOTE: due to the incredibly lack of originality of the character Todd Da Boich, he may not be considered an Original Character, but a legally distinct version of "toad" from super Mario bros. if you're the kind of person who thinks minor changes like this are considered originality, please contact 1-900-GARGLIS to prove your opinion as fact. {this is a fake number and will toll you}
