the tragedy of a scratch legend… (a game)

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4.5 gpa activities… where has starsails been? why did she quit? is she ever coming back? well, i have a better question. are you ready to meltmaxx your neurons with the newest hit game from starsails inc? welcome to labubu clicker! experience the magnum opus of a scratch legend in this captivating adventure. immerse yourself in american consumerism culture by collecting a myriad of mystical magical fuzzy keychains! do you have what it takes to prove yourself as a worthy influencer? find out today! i’m taking suggestions for updates. leave them in the comments and ill try my best 2 add them current skins: mason labubu - jersey number 67 on his middle school baseball team - currently in a 2 week relationship with aubreigh - dirty blonde ice cream hair to match his shorts - snapscore of 8 million secret labubu - small chance of obtaining from the labubu energy series blind boxes - viciously sought by influencers and 10 year olds alike - rainbow! how fun! 24 karat gold labubu - i am the owner of the one and only 24 karat golden labubu - extremely rare - cost 10k to manufacture dubai chocolate labubu - made of rare dubai chocolate - consumerism final boss - yummy! performative labubu - 25 y/o man of brooklyn - sits in coffee shops listening to clairo and beabadoobee on his wired sony headphones, briefly breaking eye contact from his feminist literature in hopes that the bisexual barista with an eyebrow piercing will notice him and ask him to match profile pictures with her. these profile pictures are, and may ONLY be, a black cat and a white cat so he can send her videos of cats cuddling and say “us :3” - his favorite artist is actually carti but he listens to laufey so girls will think he’s a soft and sensitive soul #unemployment #consumerism #games #all #clicker did i make this in a couple hours? yeah..