Someone stole my sandwich, And that person is a thief. Someone stole my sandwich, And that’s why I’m not in bed. Someone stole my sandwich, And that’s why I’m not eating. Someone stole my sandwich, And that’s why I failed my test. Someone stole my sandwich, And that’s why I’m alone. Someone stole my sandwich, And that’s why I’m depressed. No one stole my sandwich. I waited too long to eat it. I wan’t hungry at the time. I let it get moldy and stale. I still keep it in my lunchbox. I won’t throw it out. I won’t eat it. I’ll carry it with me all day. Someone made that sandwich, And they gave me time to eat it. Someone stole my sandwich, So it isn’t my fault. Because it didn’t go to waste, If someone stole my sandwich. And I didn’t waste my time, It was out of my control.