This is a song by Jonathan Jafari about Stairfax Temperatures, or as you may know it, Starfox Adventures. . . Lyrics . I'm in a wonder land in Thorntail Hollow, gotta get past this snoozin' dino! Make him do those stock sound effects, 'cause who gives a sh no one's playing this anyways. Chasing the bugs to buy the things, 'cause I was chasing bugs to buy the things in Starfox. General Scales is the meanest, he throws blue towels, I mean foxes, I meant that she was a fox! Where is Falco? He was so awesome and is essystem of gvoermyna all sincsisd that is why they removed him. But that's not so cool, you can't kick King K. Rool, 'cause he's mean, and he's green, but they did in Donkey Kong Country Returns, uh, piece of wood. Hitting mushrooms, falling knee-deep into the void... Ah! I'm hit! Aw, I got stabbed with a sword, but hey, that guy got stabbed with two swords! Man, my life's not so bad.
