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LEMONOIDS GO: NOW IN COMPACT FORM "Same amount of juice. Half the space. A third the dignity." WELCOME TO THE MINI-SIZED PULP APOCALYPSE: Once a full-size galactic disaster, now squished into a sleek, efficient, compact experience that still hits harder than a flying lemon seed to the face. Lemonoids Go throws you into the fruit blender of space warfare, but now it fits in your hand. Small file. Big citrus. COMPACT FEATURES (BUT STILL UNHINGED): Tiny footprint, same sour flavor. This game runs faster than a Seedlet on espresso. Optimized for old hardware. Your grandma’s old laptop could run this. Scratch 1.4? Yup. Works. Of course, you would still need to convert to png. And majorly edit the fact that there’s clones. (which scratch 1.4 doesn’t have, apparently.) Compact controls. Left, right, thrust, shoot. No bloat. Just chaos. Condensed visuals. Still juicy. Still yellow. But perfectly bite-sized. Mini Lemonoids, massive energy. They may look cute at this size, but trust me, they scream LOUDER. GAMEPLAY: RETRO SHRUNKEN DOWN Just like Asteroids, but lemon-flavored and turned into a portable panic attack. Drift through space like you're on a citrus slip-n-slide. Shoot Lemonoids, who split into even smaller Lemonoids, until the screen is basically a Fruit Ninja nightmare. Powerups drop in: Juice Blaster (lol only one) all redesigned for this compact chaos engine. Bonus: Every time you get hit, the UI shakes like a lemon in a blender. Even in this tiny form, it still wants to destroy your soul (affectionately). COMPACT LORE (BECAUSE YES) “Project L.E.M.O.N. was never meant to scale down. But they shrunk it. They shrunk the entire lab. The Lemonoids fit on a USB stick now. They’re portable. And angry.” — Dr. Citrina, Former Head of Fruit Weapons Research The Lemonoids may have been genetically engineered for power, but now they’ve been miniaturized. Which makes them harder to hit. Which means you’re going to cry. WHY COMPACT IS CHAOTICALLY BETTER: Fewer pixels, more pressure. Less screen space equals more Lemonoids per square inch. You can run this on a tiny screen, but should you? Probably not. It fits on your USB, your calculator, your fridge display. They will find you. PLAYER REVIEWS (PROBABLY MADE UP): “It’s like they took classic Asteroids, dunked it in lemon juice, and then put it in a Tic Tac container.” – Guy Who Got Zested in Level 1 “The compact size made me think this would be chill. It was not chill.” – Shaking 12-year-old “I tried to play this in class. The lemons screamed. The teacher thought I was possessed.” – Honest Scratch Gamer SUMMARY: WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY ✔️ Runs smooth ✔️ Fits anywhere ✔️ Lemons go brrr ✔️ Terrifies your friends with how loud it gets for a tiny game ✔️ 100% juice. 0% logic. Lemonoids Go: Compact Edition “One small game for your computer. One giant SPLAT for lemonkind.”