Caine [male]: @Baumed Pomni [Female]: @scratchjlord Jax [Male]: me for now Kinger [Male]: @JudeJadeplabe2 Gangle [Female]: @30telfairc Ragatha {Female] @scratchjlord Zooble [Female]: @30telfairc Bubble [Male]: @711Zeke (me) Gumigoo [Male]: Epic_Zuuker
Lyrics: Caine: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!--- GUYS, I set up a musical adventure for you today! But the song starts at 12:30, and I didn't have time to write lyrics! You'll have to make up the lyrics on the spot or suffer a horrible punishment! Pomni: What punishment!? Caine: 12:30!! (A white hand throws Pomni) (Pomni screams and gets sent into The Amazing Stage) Pomni: I c-- I can't sing without a script! (A human hand throws a shampoo bottle named Orbs Brand featuring Orbsman) Caine: Hup! Pomni: This is a shampoo bottle! Caine: THE SONG, POMNI! (Pomni stammers) Pomni:?Contains citric acid, sodium chloride, cocamidopropyl betaine, fumic acid, butylphenyl, methylpropional, uh...? Bubble: Sounds delicious! Pomni: ?Magnesium nitrate, limonene, PEG-60 almond glycerides, methylchloroisothiazolinone, and, uh, water?? Gangle:? I'm super happy, never sappy, when I have my happy mask,? (A banana peel is tossed onto the Amazing Stage) Gangle: ?Don't break it, Jax! Don't break it, Jax! Don't break it, Jax! That's all I ask...? (Gangle falls and breaks her comedy mask on the floor) Gangle: (speaking with her tragedy mask) What the , Kinger?! (The scene cuts to Kinger eating a banana) Kinger: (speaking) Oop, sorry, just, (eats a banana, even though he doesn't have a mouth) eatin' a little banana. Ragatha: ?Sunny days and rainbows, gеtting hugs and petting kitty cats. When you feel down and in the mud instеad of frowning,? Do a silly dance! Take it away, Zooble! (The scene cuts to Zooble) (awkward silence) Zooble: (annoyed) This is stupid... (Caine's hand grabs and disassembles Zooble) Caine: Boo! Come on! Let loose these angelic pipes, Zooble! Jax: ? Zooble's part was terrible, that act was so unbearable, I'm super-duper hoping that those limbs are not repairable. ? (Zooble attacks Jax, offended; the song changes into a jazz-styled arrangement of TADC's main theme) Kinger: ?Y'all know me as Kinger, but on the stage, I'm Singer! Gonna serenade ya, baby, with my own Tony-winning zingerrrrrrrrs~? (Kinger falls) (speaking) Ow. Caine: Alright, Pomni, let's bring this hootenanny home with a classic duet! (Gummigoo appears) Pomni: Gummigoo? Gummigoo: Crikey! Pomni: (gasps) Gummigoo! Oh my gosh, I can't believe you're alive! Gummigoo: Crikey! Pomni: W-wha—? Gummigoo: (glitching) Crikey!! Down under-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-(explodes into confetti) (Pomni, Caine, and Bubble all scream in unison, creating a harmony; after a while, Pomni falls off the stage) Caine: Congratulations! You completed your musical adventure! As your punishment, I am going to MASS PRODUCE YOU. Pomni: Wait, we're still being punished? Caine: That's the thing about life, Pomni. Sometimes, you get MASS PRODUCED i made is because i got bored
