相手(^-^) あなた(´・Д・) (^-^)「よっしゃ!俺今日占い大吉!お前は大凶だったよねw乙かれ〜」 (´・Д・)「占いなんて信じなければいいでしょ。それに大吉 と占われただけで、嫌なことが起きないと占われ たわけではないよね?」 (^-^)「俺今日の算数のテスト100点だったぜ!お前は50点だったよなw」 (´・Д・)「そうだね。でも、今日の漢字50問テストは俺が 裏表100点で、君が裏表0点だったよね。その事 についてはどう思う?」 (^-^)「やったぁ!バレンタインのチョコ3個ももらっちゃったぁ!君は0個なんだかわいそうにw」 (´・Д・)「チョコの数なんて関係無いじゃん。あと君今、俺 が自慢しないからって、勝手にチョコの数が0個 だと決めつけたよね?まだ数えてないけれど、 そこそこ数あるよ。」 (^-^)「俺の全財産50万円だぜ!お前は20万円しかないのかw俺のお金分けてもいいけどお前どうせろくなことに使わないからなあげないよw」 (´・Д・)「ろくな事に使わないって、何で思うの?理由を教 えてくれないと、納得しないよ。」 (^-^)「俺もうフォロワー1000人行ったけど君はまだ100人なんだねw草草草w俺の勝ちぃ〜!」 (´・Д・)「フォロワーの数に勝ち負けはないよ。あと君今、俺じゃない人のプロフィール見て、「フォロワー100人」って言ったよね。」 これで終わりです Opponent (^-^) You (´・Д・) (^-^) "All right! I'm good at fortune-telling today! You were a big villain, weren't you? (´・Д・) "You don't have to believe in fortune-telling. And it's not that it's just predicted that it's Daikichi, and it's not predicted that something unpleasant happens, right? (^-^) "I got 100 points on today's math test! You had 50 points lol (´・Д・) "That's right. But in today's 50-question kanji test, I got 100 points on the back and you got 0 points on the back. What do you think about that? (^-^) "I did it! I got 3 chocolates for Valentine's Day! You're 0, poor thing. (´・Д・) "The number of chocolates has nothing to do with it. Also, you just decided that the number of chocolates was 0 because I didn't brag, right? I haven't counted it yet, but there are quite a few. (^-^) "My total wealth is 500,000 yen! You only have 200,000 yen w You can share my money, but you won't spend it on anything good anyway, so I won't give it to you. (´・Д・) "Why do you think you don't use it for good things? If you don't tell me the reason, I won't be convinced. (^-^) "I've already had 1000 followers, but you're still 100 w grass grass grass w I won~!" (´・Д・) "There is no winning or losing in the number of followers. Also, you just looked at the profile of someone other than me and said, "100 followers." This is the end
自分もマウント取らないで言い返すのは難しいですね… @matya_machaさんのコメントを元に、文章を変えました。さんありがとうございました。 It was difficult to talk back unless I wanted to make myself look better. I changed the sentence based on 's comment. Thank you very much .