“Dear Epiclory, Sorry, but I can’t be your friend because my knee needs to be sat on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Negative Epiclory.” Poor Epiclory! She just got rejected by her own brother! Click the screen to generate a ridiculous excuse involving… MY CHILDREN!!!!1!! (With epic music) XDDDDDDDDDDDD “Dear Arcturus, Sorry, but I can’t do what you want because my wings need to be given a good ol’ hug. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Parti.” He wants his wings to be hugged? “Dear Neutrino, Sorry, but I can’t take over the world with you because your feet need to be sat on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Arcturus.” That’s almost as awkward as hugging Parti’s wings. “Dear everyone, Sorry, but I can’t clip your toenails because something completely unrelated needs to be cried on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, PC.” I wonder what the unrelated thing is that needs to be cried on… “Dear Lorycraft, Sorry, but I can’t run the mile because you need to be given a makeover. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Adrian.” A Minecraft makeover. “Dear 3X, Sorry, but I can’t hug you because my sword needs to be cleaned. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Tivi.” Tivi doesn’t have a sword! But he can turn his arms into swords… “Dear Anne, Sorry, but I can’t push you off a cliff because the scientist who created Iota needs to be slapped in the face. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, 3X.” None of that has anything to do with each other. “Dear 3X, Sorry, but I can’t do the dishes for you because your feet need to be cried on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Logo.” Welp. “Dear Celeste, Sorry, but I can’t save the world because the scientist who created Iota needs to be watched very carefully. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Lorystories123.” Yes. Watch him. Preferably with a ridiculous amount of surveillance cameras and a very large microphone hidden in his lab coat. “Dear Tivi, Sorry, but I can’t stop facepalming because my cousin needs to be turned into toads. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Lorystories123.” I never facepalm around Tivi. He’s awesome. “Dear Valentina, Sorry, but I can’t stop facepalming because that guy over there needs to be kicked like a soccer ball. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Tivi.” In my country, we call it ‘football’. Because you use your feet to move the ball. “Dear Adrian, Sorry, but i can’t give you a pet bunny because the scientist who created Iota needs to be here, and do it with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Lorycraft.” Too bad we don’t know where to find him. Maybe Iota herself knows? “Dear Thomas, Sorry, but i can’t give you candy because you need to be taught how to sing. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Edna.” Can we teach him to sing ‘Disconnect’?! “Dear PC, Sorry, but I can’t do what you want because you clearly don’t need to be moved to a mansion. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Iota.” Burn!!! “Dear Parti, Sorry, but I can’t eat broccoli because the scientist who created Iota needs to be hidden underneath a secret trapdoor. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Tivi.” Tivi can’t eat anything anyway. His face is a screen. And why does he want to hide the guy who created his best friend? Is he gonna interrogate him or something? “Dear Arcturus, Sorry, but I can’t dress up in a pink tutu because my washing machine needs to be hidden underneath a secret trapdoor. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Iota.” Iota can’t dress in a pink tutu - she doesn’t have legs! “Dear Arcturus, Sorry, but i can’t stop facepalming because Edna’s eyepatch needs to be cleaned. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, PC.” Makes sense. I guess. “Dear 3X, Sorry, but i can’t let you hypnotise me because I need to be hidden underneath a secret trapdoor. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Supernova.” What? 3X can’t even hypnotise people! “Dear Parti, Sorry, but I can’t eat broccoli because you need to be read a bedtime story. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Valentina.” He’s twelve. He’s too old for a bedtime story. “Dear Lorystories123, Sorry, but I can’t ride a dragon with you because something completely unrelated needs to be playing Roblox with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Negative Epiclory.” Awww man. “Dear Hadrina, Sorry, but I can’t do my homework because everyone in the Loryverse needs to be destroyed. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Adrian.” That’s… dark. “Dear Parti, Sorry, but I can’t stop facepalming because Becky Hill needs to be moved to land made of candy. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Cardy.” Will she serenade the candy people by singing ‘Disconnect’? “Dear Parti, Sorry, but I can’t watch TAWOG with you because you are despicable and need to be invited to a tea party with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Parti.” Confusing. Ok that’s enough XDD
OC’s created by me (including new and upcoming OC Thomas! I will introduce him… soon) Original project by @HappyLollipop Song: Disconnect ♪♪ Becky Hill ft. Chase & Status 「CLEAN!」 i like how the song mentions raising the roof imagine if you actually rose the roof XD i ain’t gonna lie to youuuuuu life’s been really lifin’ (that’s not a word)
