- he has no sense of humor. - 3/10 Awkwaaard - he runs up the stairs on all fours. - 8/10 I'm a Therian soooo - he claps every time the plane lands. - 0/10 Uhh, hello?? - he's always late. - 1/10 No thx - he never helps you with the chores. - -0/10 Clean up your own mess, or get out - he's super clingy. - 5/10 UwU but no - he doesn't have a driver's license or a car. - 4/10 I'm not driving you everywhere - he brings up his ex in every conversation. - 0/10 If you wanna talk about her so much, why don't you just get back together with her? - he follows a bunch of random Instagram models. - 9/10 I can relate, lol. - he’s cheated on someone before. - 5/10 I won't keep my hopes up just in case. - he acts like a baby when he doesn’t get what he wants. - 0/10 Just get out - he’s always talking about himself. - 8/10 I could talk about you all day... <3 - he’s disrespectful to his parents. - 3/10 I just won't let him see his parents if he'st gonna be rude. - he refuses to post pictures of the two of you on social media. - 6/10 I'm not forcing anything on you <3 - he vapes all the time. - 0/10 Get away from me RIGHT NOW. - he only uses Snapchat to communicate with you. - 4/10 It's OK, I guess. - he’s 4’2”. - 0/10 Oh, heck nah! I'm 5'3! - he’s always on his phone when you’re together. - 1/10 Can you get off your phone. - he’s a total mama’s boy. - 9/10 Adorableeee!! - his place is a complete mess. - 3/10 Can I clean it? XD - he doesn’t wear socks. - 0/10 EUGHH! - he films himself trying viral dances on TikTok. - 10/10 Lemme join!! <3 - he starts every conversation with “wyd?” - 2/10 Ehhhmmm... - he smokes cigarettes. - 5/10 Kinda hawt... EHEMMMMMM - he always forgets your birthday. - 0/10 Yeah, no - he checks out other people in public. - 1/10 Uhm... Please get out of my sight.... - he expects you to pay for everything. - 0/10 OH, no. - he chews with his mouth open. - 0/10 You nAsTiE - he only texts you after 10 pm. - 1/10 Ehhh - he listens to “alpha male” podcasts. - 0/10 NOOO!!!!! - he doesn’t use deodorant. - 0/10 I can smell you (BARF) - he constantly interrupts you while you’re talking. - 0/10 ...Go away plz - his ex is still his phone’s background picture. - 0/10 Could you change that? - he disappears for days on end. - 0/10 I'll do the same if he does it to me ToT - he only communicates with GIFs. - 0/10 Cringey! - he constantly talks badly about other people. - 0/10 Uhh... I'm gooood - he’s overly protective of you. -7/10 I'm okay..! UwU - he never puts the toilet seat down. - 4/10 I'll remind you next time - he doesn’t know how to swim. - 6/10 I'll teach youuu! - he says “no cap” to everything. - 0/10 Hello??? That's SO annoying. - he’s never seen Star Wars. -10/10 I don't care for SW - he never goes to the doctor or the dentist. - 0/10 Heh...... *casually leaves* - he doesn’t watch TV or movies. - 9/10 I'd rather spend time and be productive with you than be a couch potato <3 - he’s bad at math. - 10/10 HA!! NO ONE'S WORSE THAN ME!!! - he confidently sings the wrong lyrics to every song. - 4/10 Uhh... You gotta learn the right lyrics. - he’s genuinely super funny. - 100/10 Love people like that. <3
IDK brah
