so. i've not been dead this whole time. for the past year and a half, I have been in a coma. I got in a bad accident, and have almost genuinely died multiple times. but I never died of cancer. my friend, being the jerk he is, decided to fake it. all of it. the first post? he sent it. he tried to mimic my general typing style from whenever I first got in the coma. I'm very lucky to be alive, I know that much, but I never died. never had cancer, never had any type of terminal illness. just was technically asleep for a long time. which, by the way, you're still going to be tired when you wake up. I suffer from insomnia still, its quite ironic. I'm not friends with him anymore, I'm too mad at him for lying to you guys to deal with him. so hippo is back, all of that stuff he said before? not true. never was. I'm sorry Will and Cloudy for what happened. I've been awake for a few weeks, but just been getting my crap together before posting this. I've read up on everything he has done, so I know all of the lies. I don't even know how he got my accounts, I think he just hopped on my PC and used it to get my information. so now I gotta change all my passwords. yayyyyyyy. memory too fuzzy though, I doubt I remember half of em. but that's besides the point. hippo is back.