* in German accent btw* "Yesterday, Our nation was attacked by pitiful kowards! They attacked our sea! Our air! But we pulled through! With the brave might of the coalition who came to assist, we have crushed the kowards! They tried to poison us! But nein, It didn't work. Czekia came to help! Madrid came to help! Corasisa came to help! Starcon, in the 5th Indochina war, Came to assist! Our brave Mystian brothers came! With us buying the Singlarium bombs, we destroyed their transports! As of now, 50 waves of fearless singluarium dive bombers are in Uzben airspace! Destroying them! We will extriminate this threat before it can cause anymore damage. Their friend, Gaza came in and tried to attack. We sunk their troop transports. We shot down their troop transports. WE OWN THE SKIES! Uzben has gotten their justice. It is gaza's turn. You see the executor behind us? That one fought for us! It delivered the bombers! It killed the kowards that were invading!. Thank you for listening, Men, women, and children of the Uzkeran State! Long live Uzkera!"
@ekoScratcher for the brandywine council dude
