A brand new game brought to you by the PCU (Portal Cinematic Universe) that continues the saga of Jorge Den, the mysterious assassin who (until recently) was qreaking havok across Bratsk Russia. In a twist of fate (that you would remember from our last game) he was transported through space and time into the life of Fidel Castro where he oversaw the construction of a species of mutant doves to be released at weddings and magic shows across the state of Nebraska. He was foiled by the protagonist of the game series Pablo Escobar who through chance discovered the dastardly plot and was able to thwart it by successfully advertising pigeons and Downy Woodpeckers as the premier bird for important ceremonies decimating the dove industry and Fidel's (Jorge) plans to return to Russia. This game starts in the immediate aftermath of the signing of the Birb accords in Downtown San Diego...
This original game is the brainchild of brothers Portal, Cinematic, and Universe who are the main Art Director, Programmer, and Six Flag Franchiser that make up the core team of the PCU (portal cinematic universe). Any similarities to games are merely illusions created by your mind to tether this new reality altering game type (also known as a PCU type game) to something that your mind can comprehend, however any such similarities are based in your head solely and should not be verbalized lest you spread misinformation
