11/06/2000 NOTICE: Stop tampering with the Training Tapes! We've needed to replace 4 of them already, and they're expensive. Also, can someone find Tape #13, it's been missing for a couple months. Thanks, Management 04/06/2001 NOTICE: DUE TO THE CLOSURE OF BOWLIES BOWLING AND BURGERS, MANAGMENT ARE ASKING FOR ALL TRAINING TAPES TO BE GIVEN BACK TO THE RESTURANT.
To Management: Hello there. I'm writing to inform you I've found the #13th Training Tape. It'll soon come to you in the mail. - Joseph Redstock To Joseph Redstock: Please do not write to us again. We know that you are impersonating the real Joseph Redstock and this is not only disrespectful, but deceitful. - Management