Q 1: If you had the most uncommon animal in the world being a vaquita what would you name him? (look up what a vaquita is, if you wanna) A: wait, hear me out, hammerhead, cuz the person who wrote the song 'U Can't Touch This' was MC Hammer, and u cant touch vaquitas (idk actually if u can touch them, but ik u cant hunt them) and like a hammerhead sounds like that and is a sea creature soooooo....i think i ate with that name Q 2: If you HAD to pick one, which superhero would you rather be? Arm-fall-off-boy or Fireworks for hands? A: probably arm-fall-off-boy cuz eat least u could use ur arms/hands even if it's only a bit, and i would know that im not the cause of global warming Q 3: Do you think eyebrows are considered facial hair? A: hmm......never thought of that, but imma say no, cuz everyone had eyebrows (i think) and i'd consider facial hair as something u grow and not everyone has, but it is hair on ur face Q 4: Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge? A: i can't say i have Q 5: How many pairs of socks do you actually own? A: i rlly dont wanna count rn. plz dont make me get up and count, i am far too lazy for that rn Q 6: Suppose you have been given a giraffe and you can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with it? A: give it to the zoo, but technically im not giving it away, im just giving it a home, and i wouldnt get any money for it, and the giraffe is still legally mine. i'd see him everyday and feed him and all that. Q 7: What have you forgotten today? I bet you can't remember (VINE BOOM) A: uuuhhhhh i forgot that my phone was still in my backpack after school today, and i was going a wee bit crazy looking for it lol, cuz i thought that i had already looked in my backpack cuz i wasnt that dumb, but turns out i was that dumb lol Q 8: Which of the two would you prefer to have as your roommate? A noisy pigeon named Kyle or a mean ostrich named Stacy? A: noisy pigeon named kyle, because i can get earplugs to block out the sound, but i can't get therapy for the ostrich Q 9: What was the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn? (Mine was Harlem pants) A: once on halloween i was rich uncle penny bags (the monopoly man) and i wore my pants backwards the whole day at school, and whenever anyone mentioned it i just said "fancy pants have the pockets facing that way" cuz i actually thought that ........ but when i got home i saw that the tag of the pants was in the front and i felt a wee bit silly there Q 10: Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible? A: i mean, if anything is possible, then it's possible for something to be impossible, but maybe only for certain people who aren't skilled enough to figure it out lolll Q 11: Have you ever attempted to swallow mouthwash? A: i've accidentally swallowed mouth wash, but i dont think i've ever attempted to do it on purpose Q 12: Which would be the nicest if animals could talk? A: ummm....maybe like one of those cute lil bluebirds or something like that
Q 13: If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong? A: ur strong for doing it in the first place, but weak for it hurting? i dont actuallu think ur weak for it hurting tho, but ur also not strong, pain is just ..... a human experience? lol, it dont matter if ur weak or strong for u to feel pain Q 14: Do you think someone should invent mouse-flavored food for cats? A: i think cats just like the experience of chasing and catching it, but idk, maybe they'd like it Q 15: You've recently joined the Spice Girls. What Spice name have you created for yourself? (for example, their names are Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, and Baby Spice) A: Pumpkin Spice Latte *cues advertiser girl voice*(Seasonal drink, only at Starbucks for a limited time, buy today! tell ur register the code URM0M for 1% off the 1000th drink you buy!) *only counts if you bought all 1000 already in this month!* Q 16: What do you think existed before the universe? A: probably a different universe? maybe it like got demolished and this universe was created with the lefter molecules from the past universe. dang, that got deep lol, but im kinda proud of the answer Q 17: Why can't we just feel whelmed instead of overwhelmed and underwhelmed? A: probably? like at a party with just the right amount of people Q 18: How many pounds of air do you think you've consumed throughout your life? A: probably enought to crush me, but then again, im under weight, so that wouldn't take much Q 19: What's the least important thing that's very important to you? A: doing this. i should be going on a walk with the dog rn, but i hope my mom doesn't mention that. Q 20: If you were a pizza topping what would you be? A: pineapple. u either love me or u hate me, but i love me. not too much of me tho, or it drowns out all the other toppings Q 21: What’s the most useless thing you know how to do? A: crochet a bobble stitch. Q 22: If you could only eat sandwiches with the same toppings for the rest of your life, what would be on it? (sry to the ppl who don't like sammies :3) A: pork, chicken, scrambled eggs with cheese on them, lettuce, cucumbers, and kidney beans. idk if those toppings go together, but they're all tasty and cover all the food groups Q 23: If colors had a taste, what would zaffre taste like? A: like blue raspberry, but a little more tart and bitter, with a weird minty-ish after taste Q 24: What's your favorite "weird" smell? (for example gasoline, sharpies, tires) A: arctic fox hair dye Q 25: Which color looks the yummiest? A: light warm milk chocolate-y brown Q 26: If your pet could talk what accent would they have? If you don't have a pet, what accent would your favorite object have? A: prob like a happy, but a little dumb sounding, voice Q 27: Would you rather cry mustard or cry ketchup? A: i don't rlly like mustard, but i guess that's better than looking like ur crying blood all the time Q 28: If you had a warning label, what would it say? A: Bad ADHD, talks loud and too much Q 29: If you had a theme song, what would it be? A: the bean song BEANS BEANS THE MAGIC FRUIT THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT etc (last one) Q 30: if you could make any object edible, what would you pick? A: pride flag, i'd be able to eat the rainbow every day (I lied, bonus) Q 31: What’s the most embarrassing song on your playlist? A: i dont rlly have a playlist Well I hope ya'll had fun lol Credits- Art- @Mondlicht-Kunst Art app used- Kleki Paint Tool Characters- Marcy (me) Audio- The Pixies - All I think about now Only some of the questions were by me, most I got off the internet #Art #Mondlicht-Kunst #Adventure-Time1000 #Questions FOLLOW MY MAIN @MOREBEANSPLZ NOW PLZ
