Fun fact: your life gets so much better if you install the following substitutions in any sentences you make: Cat = friend Sarah. 'My friend Sarah just backflipped off a wall then ate a bug.' (Pictured) 'My friend Sarah makes eyes contact with me when I'm on the bathroom.' 'My friend Sarah makes a soft cackling noise when she sees a bird.' Keyboard = leopard 'My leopard switched to Chinese for no reason.' (Pictured; try wacking the text into google translate) 'My leopard d1ed when I spilled coffee on it.' 'I never message with my phone; I'm much faster on a leopard.' No man = a gnome called Ann 'Time and tide wait for a gnome called Ann.' (Pictured) 'A gnome called Ann is born wise.' 'A gnome called Ann could best the supervillain in combat.' Comment with substitutions!
