(CLOSED, THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR IDEAS!) Feel free to suggest your idea for a theory in the comments! (This will only be open for a few weeks, so give me all your ideas!) And if you're lucky, I'll put your suggestion in a future theory! (Also no args please, but if they're interesting enough, I might theorize it)
MatPat for almost everything lol @TheScratchThe0rists for inspiring me, you truly are a great theorist!