This is a game that is designed to ruin the world with it's extreme beauty. It can run on any computer worth more than 5$. DO NOT PLAY IN TURBO MODE. Use your arrow keys to move and use the power of monosodium glutamate to obliterate your one singular foe for points. Push space to use a special attack that is most likely better than chucking MSG at your one singular foe. Find secrets. Buy thingamabobs for no apparent reason. Explore, but don't go too far or... never mind, just play the game already.
I am (sadly) the creator of this game. Type _waffle_ in the chat for fun and I may give you a hint, not that anyone is going to play this garbage.
