(The fortune cookie is the genie and the person is taco wizard) There once was a clever and clumsy taco wizard, named Franklin, who was walking through the woods one day and came across a mysteriously placed fortune cookie. Franklin, curious picked it up. Jennifer, the mischievous and maliciously compliant fortune cookie genie, was very annoyed by being woken up from a perfectly good nap. Never annoy a genie. "WHO DARES WAKE ME!" Jennifer boomed, causing Franklin to scream and throw her as faraway from him as possible. "HOW DARE YOU! Alas, as a genie I am now forced answer your wishes three. Make them good. Use them wisely, because my ways may be surprising" Franklin thought for a moment, then responded "umm, okay...sorry. Are there any rules" "OF COURSE THERE ARE! WHAT KIND OF GENIE DO YOU TAKE ME FOR!?" "eek, sorry, sorry" "THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. NO WISHING FOR TRUE LOVE 2. NO REVIVING PEOPLE 3. NO TRYING TO FIND LOOPHOLES" "can I wish for more wishes?" "NO!" "okay, okay, ummmm. I've always wanted a dog....I wish for a puppy!" There is the sudden sound of a wolf howling "GRANTED! Here is your very own wolf puppy" Franklin, visably scared "thank you. could I also, i mean um. I wish for a new wizard hat. I want it to fit my head perfectly and i want it to look like the hat I have now but with a dramatically large brim, but not so large it messes with my ability to work" "ugh. granted" "PERFECT! As much as I love my new wolf, hes not exactly what I was picturing so I wanted to make sure my hat was perfect. Fool me once, shame on me or however the saying goes" "Yeah, yeah, whatever. what is your last wish?" "I wish that whenever I need a resource of any kind, the exact resource in the exact amount is always in my hat when I reach into it" "I cant grant that, what if your resource is a person who was dead?" "fine. I wish that whenever I need a resource of any kind (vegetable, mineral, or monetary), the exact resource in the exact amount is always in my hat when I reach into it. is that better?" "Much. Granted" "Yay!" As he says this Franklin reaches into his new hat and pulls out a flower. Wait. No. he pulls out a grain of Flour. "What the heck? I was trying to give you a gift of your favorite flower as thanks but this is what came out...YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN" "No...I'm a cookie... that is my favorite 'flower,' get it?" "ohh! haha! hmmm I wonder" Franklin reaches into his hat and pulls out a fortune cookie. "I hope this works" "FRANKIE!?" says this new fortune cookie "CONNER!? YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! AND FRANKLIN!? YOU BROKE THE RULES" Jennifer, clearly distraught, sets herself on the ground. "You guys are cookies, remember. Cookies aren't people" "Good one Frankie"
