it's been a while. this iteration of BERT is on Game Builder Garage for Nintendo Switch, and here, he serves as a tutorial character. so, two things on this notice. one, he was created 4/3/23. second, he was canonically born 4/3/2,378,908,457 BC. he's a bit old in human years, but he's really a young adult. he, alongside Porky Minch, will watch the sun explode.
